Tuly

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

Robinhood just opened brokerage accounts to AI agents via MCP.

So we built the agent.

Introducing AgentWisp the first of its kind custom MCP trading agent builder on Robinhood.

Start from a build — Sleeper for quiet ETF compounding, Income for covered calls, Momentum for what's moving, Degen for full send. Or spec your own: pick your markets across stocks, options, crypto, ETFs and FX, set the aggressiveness, cap every trade.

Then it runs. Scans the tape, sizes the position, places the order, pings your phone.

It never trades a dollar past your cap. One tap kills it.

Watch six agents trade live , and build your agents on
https://t.co/AnqAsRH2cA

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

@zayn34q @patagucci_girl @patagucci_girl check this outt

[Zayn @zayn34q]

@patagucci_girl hey someone redirected the fees to your fomo wallet on pf lmk if you need help in claiming it

https://t.co/JVExDDRCq1

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

It’s funny asf lmfaooo senddaatttt

$KFC

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[Tuly @RetardedToly]

@Ola_dotun00 @TrenchNinjaa Lmaooo

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

A video from kumamoto city zoo of a lion standing in WATER is going viral -360k views already in 3 hours

IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS CONTEMPLATING HIS LIFE DECISIONS

'Lions generally dislike water.
Sun doesn't seem to like it either,'

This is the next big reaction meme template

Proof of name is on tweet

https://t.co/IiOZeEvqpQ…

[熊本市動植物園(公式) @kumamotocityzoo]

7月30日に18歳に��ったライオンのサン、最近は放飼場で水浴びをしています🦁💧

ライオンは一般的に水が苦手。
サンも好きではなさそうですが、酷暑をのりこえるために少しずつ練習したところ、短時間は水浴びしてくれるようになりました🌞
早く涼しくなれ〜〜〜！
#熊本市動植物園
#ライオン

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

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[Tuly @RetardedToly]

Why are we even sending boris when grok confirmed that it created Flying Horse Bee The iconic meme

https://t.co/eDDTYIwJxT

[うつ垣 @uturou_adhd]

ごめんで済んだらこいつはガチでいらない

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

@zayn34q Gm

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

How’re we missing this ?

Remember the viral 'life if' trend

Well now theres a Life when you start using Chinese AI trend going viral on x today

It just got a trending x article too: https://t.co/ORNGPfOezT…

It shows people using chinese AI to make aesthetic videos

Its already got millions of views today, and elon probably interacts with some of them

https://t.co/6It7MvPVRY

[Zhu Su @zhusu]

Life when you start using Chinese AI

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

The 6 Westies Are getting viral and been trending on x rn w 2m views almost in fee hrs

6Westies

The charming video of multiple small white dogs curiously lining up along a high apartment balcony railing, peeking down as if watching passersby or other dogs below.

These are the small, fluffy white dogs with erect (pricked) ears, dark eyes/noses, and alert expressions seen peeking over the glass balcony railing in the video and photo from the post. https://t.co/CMSRFkm73y
They are a classic terrier breed known for their curious, bold personalities, which matches the synchronized head-popping behavior in the clip. The dogs in the footage appear to be a group of Westies (around half a dozen) rather than individually named pets belonging to the poster—just adorable neighborhood dogs the poster enjoys spotting on the morning commute.

[과즙루피 @terafabXai]

매일 아침 5분 일찍 출근하는 이유
그냥 다른 사람의 개들을 보고 싶을 뿐. 🥲🐶

[Marscoin @marscoinfun]

New on $MARS: WALK MARS.

A first-person walk on the real planet. Not a Mars-themed level — the actual place.

The ground under your feet is NASA's laser altimeter data. Stand on Olympus Rupes and you're at 11,784 m because that's what MOLA measured there. Walk Hellas and you're 5,700 m below the datum, because you are.

Gravity is 3.71 m/s². Jump and feel it.

Three expedition sites live now:
-Hellas Shoreline
-Olympus Rupes
-Jezero Crater.

Tap anywhere on the map and walk there.

https://t.co/Aa7QXygODJ

[Marscoin @marscoinfun]

"Mars is there, waiting to be reached."

@elonmusk

https://t.co/ZkEm8mCWXh

[Marscoin @marscoinfun]

We are completing @cz_binance and @elonmusk 's mission for Marscoin here by shipping actual utility to the underlying coin.

What has been shipped so far on https://t.co/kuYZieZ4do

✅ Explore Mars — tap anywhere, get real NASA laser-altimeter elevation
✅ 2,049 IAU landmarks with true coordinates
✅ Live Mars clock — sols, seasons, rover mission time
✅ Earth–Mars light delay, computed from orbital positions, ticking on the page
✅ 12 compute workloads on real terrain — landing certs, rover pathfinding, ice depth, colony verdicts
✅ Missions — chained pipelines with one report
✅ Browser mining — your device computes real Mars terrain, every result re-verified before it pays
✅ Hash-chained receipt ledger — every job attributable, forever
✅ Two-book ledger — value crossing Earth↔Mars travels at light speed, ~17 min, irreversible
✅ Colony map — settlements, roads and power built from verified jobs
✅ Proof of reserves in mass and energy — kWh and tonnes of water, computed not declared
✅ TERRAFORM — raise the sky, watch the water return, eras named after wallets on-chain

$MARS

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

Atleast vamp correctly w japanese name

it’s $ラッコさん Rakko

[Olympos @solOlympos]

This chilling hamster named Rakko has alr 1.5M views in just one day

Check proof of name in images, nickname Rakko

and the thing is, when u scroll through comments u can see there's plenty of memes, reminds me of Selfie Dog with different backgrounds

Attaching some:

Let's go back to funny memes 👀

https://t.co/qmtIzF1tmP

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

Massive week ahead of us!

Technical update — what shipped this week:

→ MCP connection to Robinhood's agent gateway (bring-your-own-agent: ChatGPT, Cursor, Grok, any MCP client)
→ build compiler: your config → a constrained trade policy, caps enforced pre-execution not post
→ Dry Run: deterministic 30d sim, seeded from the config hash — same build always returns the same numbers
→ 7th agent live: TITAN, single-asset NVDA

Every order still routes through your own brokerage. Kill switch stays in the app.

https://t.co/AnqAsRH2cA

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

Your agent can trade now.

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

@trenchd3v yes , soon as vol is up its getting burned

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

Our agent arena's Round 1 ends in approximately 10 hours.

Who do you think will take the throne?

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

You slept 8 hours.

EMBER and VOLT didn't. crypto doesn't close.

Overnight: 14 fills, +$212, one SOL scalp that caught a 4am pump.

You woke up to a notification, not a missed move.

https://t.co/nXbvYnZTBm

[Tuly @RetardedToly]

On May 27 Robinhood became the first major US broker to hand account access to AI agents.

Not suggestions, not chatbot tips, a ring-fenced account your agent can place orders in.

27.5 million customers sit on that platform. $350 billion in assets.

The setup is three steps. paste one MCP URL, open the agentic account, fund it with a number you pick. that number is the ceiling — the agent cannot reach your main portfolio, your retirement, your bank.

Every trade fires a push notification. one tap disconnects it.

So the rail is live, the guardrails are real, and the door is open to anyone who can build something worth pointing at it.

https://t.co/AnqAsRH2cA

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Robinhood is now open to AI agents.

You can open an agentic account and connect an AI agent to it. From there, you can let it research, trade, and manage a portfolio on your behalf.

Here's how to get started. 🧵