Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say

Retarded Dinosaur with shit to say such as:
1) Very retarded shit (makes sense)
1) Extremely offensive shit I find funny
D) Real shit that pisses me off
Cheers

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

@BET #BETgreatestrapcrew #Shady

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

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[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

@terdofhurtles Heyyyyy, fucking turrrdofhurrtlles duuuurttyturrrrdlehurrtles @terdofhurtles You insulted me, I may be dumb but hoooly fuck am i stupid, nice one dude, I am shit, u did ur homework, noice! Just remember.....this convo when u wake up nd im pissing on your cardboard face hahaha

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Is there a McDavid support group for everyone to talk about how he violated them?
#NHL
#EdmontonOilers
#NHLPlayoffs

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

My two toast toaster, came with instructions, if u can't figure out a toaster..you're slowing us the fuck down...u are slowing the evolution of mankind..oh sorry that's offensive, fucking retards...ugh..evolution of humans
#societyisfucked
#removewarninglabels
#letnaturehappen

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Fully support, while holding my penis and being super thankful I am not a rapist. Would love seeing someone come into emerg. to have one removed...just to beat the shit out of them when they get out. And kick their wounded stick
#RapeisBadMmmkay #DontRape
https://t.co/WqnFkXrEM1

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

PUCK DROP! "I don't know but it's been said, don't stop scoring till the flame is dead!" - Me - Dinosaur - Minus the braincells #nhlplayoffs #BOA #EdmontonOilers #CalgaryFlames

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Cartman teaching the ways of Roshambo
John Wick teaching John Wick shit

The student of these two masters could rule the world.

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

@danibani666 I'm a retarded dinosaur and even I know this shit ain't factual.

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

When people walk by my apartment, I knock on the door from the inside, I'm still waiting for someone to knock back.

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

@wuttangclan Say it isn't so....NOOOOOOO!

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

New life goal, convince everyone that I have Tourette syndrome, I will get a doctor's diagnosis, and when you call me out in public for yelling I lick dog asshole, or your mother drains black cocks, then you will be the asshole.
#WokeAsFuck
#Wakeup
#Tourettes
#FuckYOU

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

I'm curious....but unwilling to Google to have a look.. does herpes show up on the shaft? Head?
I'm so fucking glad I don't know this...if they....should we start calling them...wait for it ....Dick Nips
#DickNips
#Herpes
#StdsCanBeFunny
#JustNotIfIGetOne

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

I love #Canada as much as any other fellow #Canadian, but if u dont consider this man in his prime to be the best to ever strap the pads, you need to lay down the canuck-crack-pipe, come back to reality friend. #TheDominator #DominikHasek #DetroitRedWings #CrackisWhack #NotAlways

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

All this war as shown me, humans are so far from civilised, regardless of us patting ourselves on the back 4 metoo, gay marriage or blacklivesmatter, we're still a young violent species, and this war, just shows what humans are capable of, and also enjoy.
#HumanLifeDoesntMatter

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

One day, in the distant futur3, some lost soul will actually follow me. And I will be able to spread retardation through words... ...

... kind of lik3 the Bible.

#religulous
#religionisfucked
#infectiousretardation
#catchitfromme

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Definitely living till at least a 120, and when I do finally take my dirt nap. .
It's going be from something ridiculous like an angry turtle.

#angryturtle
#TheyDoExist
#OzzyGenes
#TooStupid2Die

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Have you asked a good friend, and been 100% serious, if you were retarded.

...yeah me neither.

#MightHave
#DefinitelyHave
#MightBeRetarded

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

Out Fer a Rip 2am ....
I want to get pulled over cause for once I'm not gear3d to the tits or shitfaced.
Leads to the question .. why the fuck am I sober?
#sober
#Ripping
#OutFerRip
#HiLife

[Retarded Dinosaur with Something to Say @RetardedWith]

In my defense..I only tickle midge...little people in public...when they're like really cute.
#LittlePeople
#Munchkins
#Adorable