Retarded Mom

cougar ? ... im not that scary !

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My husband said that if I take part in No Shave November, then I'm also going to have to take part in No D December

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My daughters boyfriend said he gunna beat her pussy up. Lol we don't have a cat.

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So did Abraham Lincoln win ?

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Make sure you guys vote for Abraham Lincoln tomorrow!

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My son says he wants to give out the "D".
Its cute how he wants to be a teacher (':

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Why they say Kobe's is a ball hogger ? He always has his hands out his pants.

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I think my daughter love dogs. She keeps talking about doggie style.

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My daughter was talking about blowing, she must be playing the clarinet again.

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Who the heck can ride a horse backwards?!? I have never seen a reverse cowgirl in my whole life! #soconfused

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My daughter told me she is really good at raising cocks... I think she wants to be a chicken farmer when she's older.

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My husband's boss keeps on asking me to stroke my pussy... And I keep reminding him we have a dog, not a cat!

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I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend she likes it hard. Glad to know she is challenging herself in school!

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My sons friends are so nice. They always smack the fly off my butt!

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My son's friend asked if I'm DTF. No I'm not down to fight a minor!

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I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend she likes it hard. Glad to know she is challenging herself in school!

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My daughter's facebook status said "I like it rough ;)"... She must be out of lotion!

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My son tweeted "I love eating pussy..;)" He's NEVER going back to his Asian friend's house!

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I think my daughter wants a pet. She keeps talking about doggie style.