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2008 winner of the micropenis competition

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@saturnwaveman It's already been done to you

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Thanks Obama

[The Aureus Press @Trad_West_Art]

Perfectly servicable. Another wasted womb.

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The kind of game you find on page 6 of Itchio

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An indie developer claims over 55,000 players refunded their Steam game after beating it fast enough to qualify for Valve's refund policy

Steam's policy allows players to refund games if they have less than two hours of play time

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@Ravenismeee What about a 40 year old man dating a 15 year old girl?
asking for a friend

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@slut_bunny666 Can you fart the national anthem?

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@Chunky_Buttons threaten to leave and they'll probably fix it asap

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@Howlingmutant0 we're all pedophiles here

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How my wife's specials needs son dressed the night I came home drunk

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@natamari_ One for you here @OfficialSidiun

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No one talks about sweet chilli sauce anymore despite it being the goat

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Average sized penis havers are the most oppressed group

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@skulltulawife @OfficialSidiun

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Wont an alcoholic 30+ year old foid with nice feet, abandonment issues and a penchant for young men PLEASE DM my boy

[Sidiun @OfficialSidiun]

Need me a girl like this 😤

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@sammynoodlesoup Close up of those sandy soles or I'm blowing my shit smooth off

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@Chunky_Buttons

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@OfficialSidiun Best i can realistically do is a high milage model that will make your life worse

@skulltulawife

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@sadreturns

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Brown hands are asking ai to tell us not to redeem steam refunds

[Crypto Jargon @Crypto_Jargon]

be Mateo

- 23 years old
- solo game developer from Germany
- goes on vacation, tries paddle boating with his brother
- realizes how hard it actually is

- gets home, builds a physics-based coop paddle game around the idea
- ships the demo in 2 weeks
- releases the full game as "Paddle Paddle Paddle"

- game blows up
- sells over 150,000 units
- goes full-time as an indie dev
- named Forbes 30 Under 30 Europe 2026

should be a total win

- 90% positive reviews
- game clearly works, clearly isn't broken

but the game is short, tight, and easy to finish fast

- 55,000 refunds
- 21% refund rate
- $164,000 clawed back at $2.99 a copy

not because it's bad

because Steam's refund window has a blind spot

- less than 2 hours played, 14 days since purchase
- instant refund, no questions asked
- built to protect buyers from broken games
- can't tell "this didn't work" from "I beat this and want my money back"

this exact exploit already happened in 2021

- different indie dev, Emika Games, hit the same wall
- nearly quit the industry over it

Valve still hasn't fixed it

- posts about it publicly, gets support from the community
- keeps developing anyway
- already teasing his next game, a coop voice-controlled chaos game called CAAAHR

went from a shower thought on vacation to 150,000 units sold to a six-figure hole in his pocket, all from the same industry that put him on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list

[KERAN @LongWJohnson]

Come see this

Watch keranlwj with me on Twitch! https://t.co/JAkEmdgefh

YouTube
https://t.co/L0Sh9AjB7l

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@SolandisKnight @rayjt9 Thanks nigger