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am doctor

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Blessed

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Should not have a poo this big outside of pride month

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@shiori_p0n Is it the constant pushing or is there something different between sitting on the toilet vs a chair?

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@CapitanoJacko @PalmyrPar Medicine is still apprenticeship style, you just need a shit ton of uni for the base level knowledge prior to being able to learn the rest. Uni doesn’t spit out surgeons, it spits out people with the base training to learn surgery.

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@AraAlessia I got to watch a few of these and even got to make the cut once (they wouldn’t let me saw) really fascinating and high stakes procedure
It’s funny when you ask people if they have any medical problems, they say no then you point to the scar like “what’s that then?”

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@bumbadum14 I recall getting a HAES lecture in med school then next week we had a surgeon come by and rant on why he hated fat people. Pretty sure we complained about the HAES lecture

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@saikenMD Physician talking about a topic for only 13 min?
Must be something orthopaedic

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@Schaffrillas Hoodwinked

[Brianne Maxwell @PlsPetBree]

CONQUEST 24/7 METRO 400% TICKETS NO SHOTGUNS NO AIRBURST NO RPG

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@JF__MD @saikenMD Is the rule that they have to survive 30 days post or to discharge?

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@cheskoo @BobHRoss doi: 10.1136/bmjqs-2016-006144

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@cheskoo @BobHRoss That is straight up untrue, the actual % is under 3.1% and 2/3 of that number include people who were in the last 3 months of their life. The malpractice death rate is nowhere near 33%

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@hazumiaileen Same

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@saikenMD Weirdly in my hospital almost none of the ward nurses can venipuncture so the competition for best cannulator is between the anaesthetic reg, ED reg, ICU resi, or ward intern. Made it very annoying overnight when someone was on heparin.

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Holding the last ember of hope ♦️

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@Y2KKAIN This changed history

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Surgical Registrar

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what’s it called when you’re super insecure but at the same time you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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@saikenMD Should I try dating the neurology reg as an ED reg? On the same note, best Neuro related pickup line?

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@saikenMD Brats and Twats
O&G (O n' G)
Cunts - (refers to any department that annoy us today)

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@filianIsLost No, it’s ok, I don’t need to be there