Mark Harris

[Cover Crimson @CoverCrimson]

Look, the truth matters. It was a piss-poor night for that Georgia v Alabama officiating crew. How do you even begin to defend it?

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@JohnBolaris Have you ever met Nick Saban? Ask AJ McCarron about getting a spanking

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

Dear women, men don’t like:

- Nose rings
- Blue or green hair
- Tattoos
- Short hair

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

How TF did this country get to a point where a baby that survives a botched abortion can be denied care to save IT'S life

But someone who brutally murdered another but didn't immediately die in the execution gets put on a ventilator to save THEIR life?

We literally live in Bizarro World!!

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@amelia_tweetz Pallet

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@Gatorburna Ouch 😂🙄

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Think before you vote this November.

[Abby💎 @Abbywillia69841]

I dropped my daughter off at a sleepover and went home to finish some work.

Around 11pm, she texted me: "Dad, did you feed the fish?"

We don't have a fish. That was our code.

"Fish" means:

"Come get me, don't ask questions here."

I grabbed my keys and drove straight over.

When I got there, I told the other parents she'd forgotten she had an early appointment tomorrow morning.

She grabbed her bag, thanked them, and got in the car.

On the way home, she told me what actually happened.

The girls had started passing around someone's older brother's Instagram messages, planning to prank call a boy from their grade and record his reaction to post online.

She didn't want to be there when it happened, and didn't want to explain that to a room full of girls who thought it was funny.

I told her: "You don't owe anyone an explanation for leaving," and she fell asleep in the car before we even got home.

Kids should always have a way out of a situation that doesn't feel right, no interrogation required, no story owed to anyone but the parent picking them up.

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

Jadan Baugh’s grandmother has gotten more airtime today than President Trump 🇺🇸. #cmonABC

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@Barkley_Tap Calvin Hill - Dallas Cowboys

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Question. If a barrel of oil is getting cheaper, why isn’t gas getting cheaper at the pump too?

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Alabama and Kentucky need to apologize to this SEC officiating crew for trying to play a football game during their performance

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@ClayTravis Recount after 2nd half please

[Sierra @Sierra_rak]

I miss the days when you could watch a tv show and it has zero LGBTQ crap in it.

[Mark Harris @RetiredBamaFan]

@ECU_Pride3124 I’m sorry 😞

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

‘Twas the night before CFB Saturday, and all through the land,
Not a fan could sit still, remote in their hand.
The flags were flying, the grills were all lit,
The group chats were roasting, the memes are a hit.

The fans were buzzing, their outfits laid out,
With shakers, koozies, and zero damn doubt.
The South stood united, all passion, no rest,
Because on game day, the SEC is best.

Then rose from the South a deafening roar
We don’t talk, we prove it… it just means more.
So grab your drinks and let the rivalries ignite
Happy college football season to all, and to all a good night.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Funny how Florida can count all their votes of the entire state in hours, but Califorina can't count a Mayor's race in 5 weeks.

Hint: It's called Democrat cheating.

Count until you win.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Judge Anthony Trenga has hereby BLOCKED DHS and President Trump from obtaining 17 million CDL rolls to facilitate the deportation of illegal aliens, pending further consideration

This is OUTRAGEOUS!

He must swiftly and immediately reverse course and lift this block.

It’s obvious 47 is within his legal authority to obtain these CDL records.

The judges are slowing EVERYTHING down at every chance they get!

Get the rolls, kick them off the roads and DEPORT 🔥

H/t @scotus_wire

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

If you’re laughing and clapping about a 9 month old fully developed baby getting murdered, you’re going to burn in hell for all eternity - and I promise you won’t be laughing then.

[Senator Katie Boyd Britt @SenKatieBritt]

What Massachusetts Democrats signed into law is unconscionable and absolutely repulsive. This is a stark reminder that the fight to protect the unborn is nowhere near over.