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Unreservedly pro dog retired 911 dispatcher living the dream of being the stay-at-home dog mom that I’ve always wanted to be. #IAM911 #PomMom #MAGA

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@CynicalPublius @Sea_Glass1115 Agree a million. My late Lenny was a Maine Coon. He was more like a dog than a cat. He adored water.

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@Real_Ames @CL4WS_OUT Yet if the words “mandatory sterilization” (sans anesthetic of course) were even murmured, the ACLU and AWFLs in general would scream like their hair was on fire.

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@RR_Hartley @jenvanlaar On the contrary, if they did their jobs when people boarded and told asshats from the back row of the plane to not put their shit in the business-class bins, it’d be a non issue.

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@RR_Hartley @jenvanlaar I politely ask the flight attendant to deal with it. The key word is “politely.” On the few occasions this happened, they always obliged.

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@ElRealColonel @jenvanlaar @AerLingus This has happened to me and I remove the shit from the bin above **my** seat in order to make use of it myself.

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@RobSmith_Munich @jenvanlaar They take advantage of the people-who-need-extra-time-boarding BS. The next time you fly, look at all of the able-bodied people who do that. It’s infuriating.

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@realJohnSullivn @evitaduffy_1 You do realize that Evita and Michael welcomed a baby not too long ago?

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@SouthenerPapist @MarkMadDogDavis If you’re ginning up to vote for a DemocRAT, you were never a Republican (or to the right of President Trump) in the first place.

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@MarkMadDogDavis No; it’s actually not a thing.

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@CWP_Art @TomWilk2 @catturd2 But I’m sure that you’d be fine with indoctrinated 16-year-olds voting?

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@CWP_Art @MDerscher @catturd2 Proof or it didn’t happen.

FL sets the gold standard for voting. No one received an incorrect ballot.

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@EricLDaugh I’ll take Things That Won’t Happen for $500, Alex.

RINO Thune is why we’ll never have nice things.

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@Unkn0wable @EndWokeness Never mind a forehead; this is what I call a FIVEhead.

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@EndWokeness Unfortunately, Nashville doesn’t need any more Commies.

This is what scares me when TPTB breathlessly encourage people fleeing these shitholes to come to free states (FL, TX, TN). Sadly, they don’t leave their abhorrent voting practices behind.

[Sherri™ @FFT1776]

The obstruction in the Senate is coming from Republicans, not Democrats.

News Alert to John Thune … 🚨GOP holds the majority in the Senate.

Stop gaslighting … Use your financial leverage.

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@AdvisorLong @venice2society @ksorbs Actually, he had coup executed on him by his own party in 2024 and had his idiot VP KamalaTOE installed in his place.

Thank God she and #TamponTim were kicked to the curb.

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@venice2society @ksorbs Biden isn’t in office anymore but nice try, troll.

Women like you give those of us who are sane a bad rap.

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@ksorbs And every man out there involved in any sort of custody dispute with these deranged women need to be bringing video evidence to family court and insisting on full custody and only supervised visitation.

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

The Apocalypse just got a fifth rider.