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smart and handsum

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face reveal

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not nsfw i just think sexual jokes are funny

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my cat (white bar for anonymity)

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@goatmidwife peak

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all the dudes on this app look like they use axe body spray tbh

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ask him if he’s a cheater on date 1. that way you’ll know if you’re about to date a cheater

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i mute tweets after 3 likes i cant handle allat noise

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@smokinpax not a bad choice at all

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@barnacools never

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i love you even if your tweets kinda suck ass 🥹

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@noiselley 😚

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face reveal

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@noiselley im never really gone 🥹

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ppl that intentionally dont read messages fast are literally my heroes. god you’re so cool and mysterious fuck

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@urfavmelaaa youre so fucking funny

[dog eyes @urfavmelaaa]

im so nosy asfshdkjkll

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my only regret is that im too young for judge judy

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@lenaeoeo wut

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youre like a stepsis to me so please stay away from the dryer

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a girl added me to a 70 person groupchat and only a couple people are girls. how tf did i end up in a reverse harem 😭

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https://t.co/6RXw92cXOt

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@nonamenadia 👀