Retired Hoopers™️

OFFICIALLY RETIRED

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

Sad to say the season ends in the first round. We performed well but the referee of our game was caught with rappers “Snoop Dog” and “Wiz Khalifa” right before the game in the green lot 🌱. Going forward we will be rooting for @TeamTooka good luck soldiers.

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

1.00 KD #W

[LC_Intramurals @lakecentral_IM]

Second games at 7:15

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

🚨UPDATE🚨 As our Analytics/Statistics manager predicted early today we DESTROYED team “bobcats” today by a large margin DESPITE STARTING THE FIRST HALF WITH ONLY FOUR PLAYERS as we move on to the next game 1-2 against the “Shitty Seven” #21abitch

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

Excited to announce our first win today, game hasn’t been played but we all know the truth😈.🚨 NEWS🚨 Andrew “D1” Sobs will be unable to attend today’s game due to a NHL Practice with the Chicago Blackhawks today interfering with his game schedule. Game starts @ 6:30pm court 1.

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

@gooses_canada If only it were September 🦢

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

‼️Update‼️ Today we took a dreadful loss to the @gooses_canada by 4 points we underestimated our opponents , we will watch today’s film and make sure we don’t make the same mistakes next week. This next ones personal.🦍

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

Tonight shall look something like this after we’re finished. 🪦 @gooses_canada

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

‼️IMPORTANT‼️. Today we will have Garrick “Arnold” Andrews attending today’s game as he missed out on last weeks intense matchup due to a International Olympic Bench Press Competition he will play a important role tonight in the paint 🎨 👀

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

All gas today 0 brakes‼️WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY 😤best of luck

[Canada Gooses @gooses_canada]

GAMEDAY❗️Today we take on the @RetiredHoopers at 7:30 on court 1.

Tre Adams will make his season debut tonight after missing the opener.

Elias Roussos remains out but is expected to return next week.

[LC_Intramurals @lakecentral_IM]

Teams that play at 7:30, please do not get here until 7:10. Teams that play at 6:30 get here at 6:15.

Reminder: make sure you have you have and wear your masks as you enter the building and fieldhouse.

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

@MoscowRedhawks @TeamTooka They aren’t allowed to show the real score (66-63) Kyle Ross’s scholarship would be voided if his coach saw that

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

Hell of a ball game today played by yours truly, came in as the underdogs and left with a chip on our backs FINAL SCORE 66-63 winner by cheating is @TeamTooka (we saw you give the ref a Big Mac before the game)

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

@TeamTooka Cheaters cheat

[LC_Intramurals @lakecentral_IM]

Intramural Basketball starts tonight.

Please arrive 20 minutes before your game !

6:30-
redhawks vs air ballers
Canada gooses vs bobcats
We just here to hoop vs straight ballers

7:30-
Shiesty seven vs track hawks
Amigos vs Barnes style
Retired hoopers vs team tooka

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

@TeamTooka

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@TeamTooka It’d be a shame if Mr.Ross got injured before his college debut? Maybe he should stay home

[Retired Hoopers™️ @RetiredHoopers]

Movie starts tomorrow 7pm (CDT)🎥where we will face off against the overly hyped “team Tooka”PREPARE FOR WAR 🍷