Conservator Kovat

Ex-Public Conservator for the #Cardassian system of Jurisprudence. Career ruined by
@AnnoyedOBrien because apparently winning _is_ everything.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

Have you been involved in an accident and it WAS your fault?

Guilty but not sure you'll get the right sentence?

Then come down to #CardyConservators4you newly opened on #DS9 Terok Nor.

We'll get you the punishment YOU deserve.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@AnnoyedOBrien Can't you just do the decent thing, and admit you DESERVE the molten lava?

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

You all already know, who I know, is GUILTY.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@H_Jakobi @GulMadred I shall prepare the trial at once.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@_niktrek Our one and only...

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@Lots47 @Weyoun_7 @StarfleetTechS We had to make sure he died for everyone...

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@StarfleetStgMgr 1) Find evidence they are a criminal
2) Accept a bribe of them taking you to dinner
3) Submit their guilty plea to the Archon if you don't want a second date

Works for me

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@CaptSpaceFoxxy @Weyoun_7 Yes, they've been broadcasting nonsense... around the world.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@CaptSpaceFoxxy @Weyoun_7 Did we ever find out the names of these Breen?

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@Lots47 @_BruntFCA He never filed his paperwork on time.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@CaptSpaceFoxxy @AnnoyedOBrien @Weyoun_7 You captured him?!

At last! Let us begin where we left off...

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@Quark_RP @Keevan_8 @ensign_amens COMPUTER CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION!

CAN-CEL-oh it's gone through...

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@StarfleetTechS It was _one_ time

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

...AND THAT, MADAM ACHRON, IS WHY MY CLIENT CAN ONLY BE FOUND INNOCENT!

...oh I'm on mute. Can you hear me now?

Well I'm not doing all that again.

Just find him guilty like the rest.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@SimpNeelix The ladies can't handle your cheetos feetos Neelix.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@AnnoyedOBrien Just send your cancellation code "ICONFESS" to 0800-Jurisprudence.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@AnnoyedOBrien Oh, have you heard that one before?

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@Quark_RP I don't even have a starship. Wait... half the cost you say?

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

@BigDickBarclay @BajoranOrange I think @GulMadred might be upset if I did that.

[Conservator Kovat @RetiredKovat]

Do not panic my good fellow, honestly is always the best policy in this courtroom.

No no, you don't need to say anything.

We can _honestly_ see that you are guilty.

Take my client away.