Paper Mario & co

Unlicensed Narrator and a hangry lizard. Retired ever since the release of Super Paper Mario. (parody) (not affiliated with Nintendo, Toby fox, or any one else)

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Paper Mario has joined Parody twitter despite the fact he's already been here for awhile.

(Also Susie is here I guess.)

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@1WiLLFiNDY0U 📄: Never met them, couldn’t tell ya.

🟪: * It’s A, duh.

[TJ Davis @teresajanedavis]

I'm HERE!

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//This being possible makes the weird route even more fucked up when you realize his mom may be laying in bed, at their home, apartment, whatever, alone with no one else to take care of her.

[Juan Antonio Ramírez @elbio_laculos33]

#DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart yo why is berdly's mom not present in hometown being a teacher #berdly

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@Jaidenpilled I’m in a mood.

[Fidovinnie 🍉🐙💙🦑 @realFidovinnie]

@Splappmedo @Newgrounds

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@Mossdestroyer //I don’t see big the cat anywhere.

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@N0_PARTY //I’m debating on whether I should let this be the post that brings me out of retirement.

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@Midwaygem I should comment here so I don’t forget this.

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//Ok so I know this account’s basically dead parody wise but this is a really interesting question. If the dark worlds are darker than dark, but Galeem is almost a manifestation of Light, would a dark world theoretically be the perfect place of refuge?

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@_Danon I wanna believe atleast one of the human souls willingly let Asgore kill them because they were going to die of old age, not because they were found out and turned in or whatever.

[♡ Skullz ☠️ @Skullz_Skeleton]

Mickey Mouse saw the post above this one

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N O P E
https://t.co/aOiGhLg1WO

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@Namescuphead //Back when I wasn’t basically retired I somewhat incidentally started a multiple day long parody twitter “event” when I gave a red crewmate “Hank R. Chief” a crisis over being from a game and not real, called “Hide & Seek.” So yeah, this is accurate.

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@RalseiTheFlufi @UTDR_DarkBead (Couldn’t help myself.)

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@_chillidogs 🟣: Holy shit I love SaltyDkDan.
📄: I-…What?
//was I just using this as an excuse to be in character again? Maybe.

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@2017PhantomRuby //Do NOT rope US into this, you chose to die on this hill, you aren’t dragging us up there with you.

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@OrnateLavender @N0TABADSL1ME //Check it

[PichuNero Lockheart⏱️❤️ @Nero_Halcyon]

@OreoGodYT I know you are not disrespecting Giga and their music, his style is good, you just hating because you have internet

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@DatMLGSonic @ChannelSonamy Are you implying you DO look at the feet of sonic characters?

[Tricky Tony @BeneathFable2]

@Touring_theFun

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@OrnateLavender //exactly. Just have it make no sense and then Yuri leaves before she can explain the meaning.