Golden Retriever

yeeee its ya boi

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your golden retriever asks to bum a cig then 8 minutes later he opens a fresh pack from his pocket <<<<<<

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

Ayeeeee hmu retriever boi back bby 🐕

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your #GoldenRetriever eats the last bowl of cereal so you shove an Xbox down his throat.

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your #GoldenRetriever steals your meth pipe to sell for crack money because he has problems of his own.

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When you're not with that #fufuLame shit and are sending shots at people's fitted's. #GoldenRetriever

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When you find out your #GoldenRetriever is the one who stole your prom date so you drop kick him down the stairs.

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

Yooooo whadddup back in black baby #fwm all day fan retriever boi is back baby

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your golden retriever blows his life savings at Dave and busters

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your golden retriever accidentally BM's in the ball pit at chuck e cheese

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

@Things4WhitePpl love that white ppl hook it up fat

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

@Things4WhitePpl damn strait bruh

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your golden retriever decides he's going to drop out of school so you have to put the fear of God into him with the back of your hand.

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

Doing whippets with your golden retriever and still maintaining a 4.0 gpa

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

Disregard women acquire Steph curryency

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

@RyanHintze are these yours man?

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

me and my boi are on the way to fuck you bitch

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When you catch your golden retriever melting doggy treats on a spoon and shooting up in the bathroom <

[Golden Retriever @RetrieverBoi]

When your golden retriever crashes you car and you have to ride a bike to work for the next 28 months <