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“I am not standing still, I am lying in wait” #BlackLivesMatter he/him/his

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Ya know what, I’m just gonna pin this cuz this tweet right here is like half the foundation of my identity.

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This was a month ago? I thought I tweeted this in like 2019 god damn

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Oh yeah, this account exists

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@DerpLerpington But why haven’t they included Scrimblo Bimblo-

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@MomoBae_ What else is there to do in Illinois?

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Still holding out hope that this episode is in the works

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@MatPatGT You should check this out for a film theory.

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Took me this long to realize that Taran Killam and Beck Bennett are two different people, how are you guys?

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THREAD: What's happening in the Hotel Transylvania fandom and how you can help

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Real life scooby doo character

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@DerpLerpington Hitting that yoinky sploinky

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Middle parts suck and our generation should be ashamed for popularizing them send tweet

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It’s funny to think back on how fucking rude some people on spongebob were, random strangers would just stop you on the street to tell you you look like a loser and they hate you

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@kelly_scraps https://t.co/Ywp8ReNfXs Trust science.

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Finals update:

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@xanthuspeyote @brielarson Hey dude, I really appreciate you lending me your helicopter, I know you probably wanted to use it to get to the opening of the children’s hospital you built, but thanks for taking your yacht instead, you’re a real stand up guy.

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Newborn colorblind people: “I have trouble telling the difference between red and green, I’m sure the distinction doesn’t come up too much in daily life though, right?”
Society: “ok so you’re gonna laugh-“

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How are there 46 seasons of Chopped? That shows been on for 12 years, meaning there’s been an average of 4 seasons per year. What the fuck, just bunch all those up into one long season per year you maniacs.

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What people think depression is like: *singing the “sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” part of bohemian rhapsody a little too loud*
What depression is actually like: *singing the “I AM IN MISERYYY” part of that one maroon 5 song a little too loud*

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I hope people realize that the whole “they understand the assignment” trend is literally just saying “here’s 4 images of a good actor in some movies with strong costuming and makeup that aids in their performance”

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*snaps* KYLE CHANDLER, that’s his name, now I remember

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RIP Archie Bunker, you would’ve loved the fact that this country has made no significant progress towards rejecting bigotry and hatred