RetroFitnessWhippany

When you're ready to set out on a journey to health, your Retro Fitness family is here to help. Join us today, Whippany!

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

The people that stack on multiple plates at the gym are just built different

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Anyone else panic before they try to use a new machine?

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Hi Friends, we do TikTok now 👯 
https://t.co/mbvY7DA926

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Rt if you're stronger than you look 💪

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

You're in her DMs, I'm spotting her at the squat rack 😚

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Did it hurt? When you dropped a 50-pound plate on your toe.

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Relationship status:
⚪  Single
⚪  Taken
⚪  It’s complicated
🔘  Working out at Retro Fitness

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

They're a 10 but they don't rerack their weights...

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at the Zen Den after a workout. 😍

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

You know you've made it when the front desk person says "see you tomorrow."

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Our #NewYearsResolution is to keep going to the gym after January ends. 🎆

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Hypothetically how big would my muscles grow if I drank like 7 smoothies? 🥤 

Asking for a friend.

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Due to personal reasons, I will be getting a gym membership with unlimited massages.

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Us when the new holiday mint smoothie drops:
👁️ 👅 👁️ 🫴 🎄

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

We don't need BeReal. We need to Get Real about our workout routine! 🏋️‍♀️ 💪 🏃‍♂️ 🔥

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

When someone says: "I always skip leg day." 🚩 🚩 🚩

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

If you saw me use the bench press twice, no you didn't.

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Self-care means going in the Zen Den for a massage after your workout 💆‍♀️

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

What did the fit ghost say? 👻 
“Working out makes me feel alive.”

#happyhalloween #gymhumor #gymaddict #retrofitnessgetreal #halloween #pun #gym #goretro

[RetroFitnessWhippany @RetroWhippanyNJ]

Free candy on Halloween is nice and all but imagine if they gave you a freshly made protein smoothie at the door 🤔