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[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

the wiggle

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@mossysnail27 @esiaart counterpoint:

[Esia @esiaart]

And second vulpera icon portrait for @RetroZorrr 💫

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@yaranyarai @esiaart YEAH!!! esia has always done my vulpera incredible amounts of justice . . .

[Esia @esiaart]

Minimalistic vulpera portrait for @RetroZorrr 🦊

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@gravenGrail @vandwidth50 a scratch is a default SBURB construct! it's a way to prevent a null or void session from being totally unwinnable by giving the other set of paradox clones a chance to take the reins

the ectobiology equipment being post-scratch, thus forcing a scratch to occur, is LE-related

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@Goblinslnc @JadesEvolution I always just assumed that for Dirk, it was a matter of Arquiusprite being one of the components of LORD ENGLISH, who exerted control over the entire narrative up to the end of Homestuck.

Since Li'l Hal is a Dirk splinter...

... LE is technically a version of Dirk.

[Esia @esiaart]

Cmms are open again!

Looking up to working on all of your unique characters and ideas 🧡

DM if interested, RTs very much appreciated ✨

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@dailyhentschel

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@JennyTheGambler @DagothUrTheGod im sorry but neloth would absolutely be the guy from this greentext

(source: Good Skooma Pipe, Quality: 0.15, Weight 2, Value 50 septims)

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@SJG1202021 @GHShuffle @SolMari_2K Powerscaler brain is an illness.

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@bird2192 Heir! MAYBE Bard, but that comes with the (arguable) baggage of being a destroyer class.

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@meekursmees doesn't have a green sun YET. causality is famously fucky in the medium

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@homestuck_anon No, you've got the right of it!

Dadbert is John's adoptive father, but genetically his half-brother!

And Dad Crocker is Jane's adoptive dad, but her grandson in terms of genetics. That's the intersectionality ectobiology and regular biology for you!

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@autaragrasa @RicoDClay @Skoll_Shorties Very well! It would be great if, in future discussions such as this, you could be a little less deliberately-obnoxious, and actually provide an example from the sources you are citing rather than just crossing your arms and taking up a position of superiority.

Have a good day!

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@autaragrasa @RicoDClay @Skoll_Shorties Mak'gora is Mak'gora.

The rules of Mak'gora are agreed upon, not concretely defined.

The Orcs are a strongly traditionalist culture.

Thus, Occam's Razor suggests that the "traditional rules" were just that; the rules "traditionally" agreed upon by the participants.

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@autaragrasa @RicoDClay @Skoll_Shorties The problem with your assertion is that this distinction simply does not exist.

Several Mak'gora to the death have occurred since it was "re-invented" to be non-lethal. And a contest which has its rules agreed upon is often likely to have a set of "traditional" rules.

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@RicoDClay @Skoll_Shorties The Mak'gora only explicitly disallows magic in the movie, which is its own self-contained continuity.

In canon, the only inherent rule of a Mak'gora is that the rules are agreed upon by the combatants.

Magic was fine.

Magic was also fine in Saurfang vs. Sylvanas.

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@mspfaanon HI! I've been blitzing through AUTOPRAXIS as a result of this post, and it is /astounding/, oh my goodness!

How this doesn't have more of a following, I can't fathom!

[Caffe @RetroZorrr]

@creepercharge56 @v888vvv_ That's a good question!

We don't know. The existence of the Retcon ability seems to imply to some degree the former, but then Egbert acquiring said ability is itself a part of the alpha timeline.

Because of the metanarrative underpinnings of HS, we can assume both are true!