ELI

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[redrum @griffisu]

one day you will meet someone with whom you have absolutely insane chemistry
it’s important that you know it means literally nothing

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I keep seeing all these niggas scamming hoes outta money……. I’m obviously not applying myself the way I should

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

kids don’t understand how serious this shit used to get

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

To cancel your gym membership you have to beat the manager 1 on 1 in a steel cage match at SummerSlam with HHH as the special referee

[Khai Mac @Supreme_Khai_]

Optimus was moving CRAZY here

[Dynamite the Third @dynamiteIII]

When she off that spoon, shes a not a joke

[Bask @baskgod]

Man I thought Paige Bueckers was out here trippin

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

you’ll be having the worst week of your life and BOOM OPTIMUS PRIME DIES TOO

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

You cannot teach consideration

[ACE @RealAce404]

I don't argue no more if you fell asleep on Friday and woke up tuesday I believe you.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

maybe living yo best life means slowing down enough to see how good it already is

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Being in a relationship means whatever you do, you gotta consider your partner's feelings.. consideration is one of the highest form of love

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[🎀 @justme_and_x]

Beneath all the yearning, I’m very self aware to know that I need to let this one go.

[BiggerThanDaProgram @KingHarlem0]

How u mad at me because i kno u be goin

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

As the last nigga that don’t cheat. I’m feeling immense pressure these days