retrojunkie

official ray William Johnson fanclub leader

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@FJXSU

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

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@snoozrz me with her

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life's cool ig

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@HymenReaper girls can

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@Lasagna242 @santabutcool11 they oughta throw you down a well buddy

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alright

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Now what do we use to defeat this dastardly dragon? What element of sorcery comes to mind Hrm?

Ahhhhh, magic...

No. Incantations.

[retrojunkie @Retro_junkier]

my gaslighting career is hitting a plateau. I’m too good at it now. I can’t even laugh at my friends for believing the things I say because it’s hard not to. Eric thought he could eat a goldfish and it would live. I didn’t even chuckle after I told him it was a lie.

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fuck you guys

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medieval stand up comic be like "so whaaaats the deal with stagecoach food?"

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At work today (bartender) and this guy ask for a 747. I told him it’s called a 7 and 7 and he says "sorry been thinking about the towers a lot today"

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@AbbsyntheReal stop tweeting

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@AbbsyntheReal hey fuck you buddy

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@AmjadooB @AbbsyntheReal don’t call my girlfirend white asshole…

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my girlfriend tried to steal this tweet from me and i broke up with her over it

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left 4 dead but your house and your family

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@AbbsyntheReal you're 3261 dollars in the hole honey please stop im serious

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@LoslosStudios i still remember this day

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@JohnHinckley20 im glad to see you're turning a new leaf john