Retro 👾

[Retro 👾 @Retrosppectivee]

Mom: Who tf took my TV remote batteries!?

Xbox Niggas:

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

Do I have to post hole for people to see my FUCKING PAINTINGS

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[hasaan ⚝ @monasriel]

tjis tweet

[fiend! @foidfiend]

he who is hungry thinks of bread

[april🔻 @deltaruneing]

shit atp its gonna be 100% by the end of the year

[Nikon Papi 🇭🇹 @juscallmemanny]

Someone said each game was for each borough, game 3 was for Staten Island lmaooooooo

[Ash @ashleeeeean]

I’m not a car girl. Never have been.

Played Forza 6 for 4 hours today.

While driving home tonight, I spotted a 97’ Honda Civic Type R and immediately knew that it rips.

Is this how it starts?

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

this was the best day ever

[Rabbitz | Sheeva trivia facts @SourRabbitz]

Me using balanced landing at the mall map

[🃏🩸 @YuriCentricc]

Tried the "When did the author ever state this ?" gimmick and ended up xeeting the actual author

[︻デ═一The7Reaper @Tha7Reaper]

@gamestop Don't forget your company was only saved from bankruptcy as a joke, it won't happen again.

[Blurbs @Blurbstv]

I modded GTAV so that anytime I get a wanted level (or even wreck my car), the local news reports on it.

But the headlines, news crew, and witnesses are all voiced live by Twitch Chat.

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

Heard two little kids say "we'll remember this for the rest of our LIVES" in brooklyn last night

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Guys be like “not the next stop but the one after that is ours”