Retrothoughts

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USMLE tests should have a sub score on exams that indicate the likelihood of physician being over zealous with unnecessary testing and expensive to the healthcare system

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Collaborative medicine is really only applicable in the most ideal patient-provider situation. Assumes patient medical literacy and adequate provider staffing that permit the physician to have adequate time for joint decision making.

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Drugs for depression are the new opioid epidemic

#medicine

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There needs to be a feedback mechanism in place for ED physicians and providers to notify them if someone was a big miss

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Today I got gaslighted by a patient with Korsakoff syndrome

#medicine

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Should I switch to threads?

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Mental shortcuts are a bitch

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Insubordinate #NursePractitioner goes behind cardiologist's back, sends patient to ER instead of home

#Cardiology #EKG #EmergencyMedicine #insubordination #NotFollowingDirections #StopScopeCreep #MedSchoolMatters #MedTwitter

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I'm ready to retire

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Just found out that midlevels are actually superheroes in disguise. They can diagnose your rare disease with just a single glance and perform surgery using a potato peeler. Move over, doctors! The future is in the hands of midlevels! 🥔💪 #PotatoPeelerSurgeons #MidlevelMagic

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Breaking News: Midlevels now have superpowers! They can diagnose, treat, and even perform brain surgery with just a click of their stethoscope! Who needs those pesky medical degrees anyway? #MidlevelMagic 🧙‍♂️💉

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Wow, midlevels are just the epitome of medical expertise! I mean, who needs years of rigorous education and training when you can have someone with a fraction of the experience do the job? #MedicineOnEasyMode

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Bro muffins are just cakes

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Investing a lot of money into developing your kid sports talent is honestly a gamble?

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@ElmhurstHealth

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We need a new term urban dictionary for the feeling after returning from vacation and being overwhelmed

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Simplicity instantly provides an edge in persuasion

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Inherently trust is more efficient

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Do you think we should be able to deselect Elevator buttons?