Elijah Joseph

proud Braves stockholder; bluegrass & country music family; unfortunately never could transition from classical violin to fiddle (family disappointment)

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@JustJenRX Our Brittany Spaniel "Birdie Mae"

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@JustJenRX

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@ynosports It's baseball. Both going for the bag. No dirt just two guys playing the game. If we want to place blame ... Where the hell is the pitcher? We live in such a pansy society.

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@RhubarbBrown You certainly have one of the great minds of our time.

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@Beachgurl1401 @TalkinBaseball_ Let's not bastardize the game further.

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@RhubarbBrown I saw a hippie in a Vietnam vet hat with the shirt "Jesus loved gays and Republicans don't, let that sink in"

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@MAGAFortune @NancyMace @3YearLetterman @emilyetaylor23 @CourtAnne1225 @sondraa

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@RhubarbBrown I see them daily ... roaming. Grew up in Walhalla which is probably the birthplace

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@RhubarbBrown SC tailgate 😂

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@RhubarbBrown

[Tara Servatius @TaraServatius]

Nancy Mace ended the sanctuary city policies in Charleston, which are illegal in South Carolina, by getting rid of the liberal sheriff releasing violent illegals onto the streets ...

Because Governor Henry McMaster and Lt Gov Pam Evette were nowhere to be found

Now Evette wants to be governor? No way.

[Atlantaholic @Atlantaholic69]

Dubon pointing to Chipper as he walks to the dugout after his homer

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@FiredUpCoug If it's anything like other assigned monthly ideas ... October will be flank.

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@FiredUpCoug You sir are genius

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

My dumb idea of the day:

We should establish something like birthstones, but for men.

Instead of each month getting a gemstone, each month gets assigned a cut of meat.

January: New York Strip
February: Filet Mignon
March: Porterhouse

And so on.

You’d ask a guy his birthday and instead of saying, “Oh, you’re an amethyst,” you’d say, “Ah, February. Filet Mignon. Sensitive, expensive, and a little smaller than expected.”

I can hear the commercials already

“Celebrate his birth month with the timeless elegance of brisket.”

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@JustJenRX @TMZ Yeah but c'mon. I think reasonable people would assume a tap on the arm isn't assault in the real world. Im no code pink guy by a mile but fair is fair. Flight attendants get assaulted every flight of this flies in court.

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@SCVotersCo Thank you for creating this ... A good convo point for SC voters.

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@RoostersX @BigUmpErn I love Charleston but this is kinda true.

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@ECartman612468 @BigUmpErn This is a wild take 😂

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@BigUmpErn Charleston has everything