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@isaac_of_opolo Reminds me of that Edgar dude from Men In Black

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@kodifelix @ThePlugAFC But I like cats

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@medya3tr Mmmm war crimes

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@DiffKnock He’s been awful for a long time

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@pippaisright Idiots

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Didn’t think Hull played Everton until tomorrow?

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A man has jumped into a tiger enclosure at The Yorkshire Wildlife park!

No reports yet, as to whether he survived or not, apart from gun shots were fired & the park has been closed with heavy police & ambulance presence 🤦🏾‍♀️

I don’t even want to ask, how or why?
#YWLP

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@strimblez Your husband is an icon

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@AndToddsaid If you had $1 on day one, that turns to $2 on day two and $4 on day three and you were let’s say 30yo. By the ripe old age of 90yo you’d have more money than atoms in the observable universe. By day 31 you’d have over $1b.

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@nuel_szy Wait until you discover left handed thread

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@ksaicen I actually think Norway has one of the coolest passports. Inside and out.

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@LLThecrusader He’s obese

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@Kicksbuttson Always have a way of making it super super corny don’t they “you got a fhaaave feet, I got my hhhaaands on itttt! Hol dat left big dawg,
I got you stahahacked yeee haaaww”

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@DadsSeasonings Cunts still mooing

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@ThendoRalph Hmm what cheese shall we have? ALL OF THEM

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Ayden Heaven is looking like absolute Hell

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@BradyYourTutor_ Pisses me off when Americans try to correct British pronunciation, a language they absolutely butchered, and she’s adamant shes right. Irritant.

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@MetPolice I’d like to report a crime. There’s a man pretending he’s a professional footballer. His name is Viktor Gyökeres and he plays for Arsenal Football Club.

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@SebOnFootball Still gels his hair in 2026

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@KaptanHindustan That monkeys friends aren’t going to believe the day it’s had.