Grumpy Cat

The day you die is the day I smile

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hi all

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Viewers Furious Paul Rosolie Was Not Eaten Alive By Snake http://t.co/GcytNoaZMk

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Facebook is Just Getting Weird. http://t.co/gV5lMjUUVi

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Well it's official, I'm a loser.

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My relationship is like an iPhone 5. I don't have an iPhone 5.

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Girls Who Squat Before And After. http://t.co/H0pWtIO7hG

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Fuck it - My final thought before making most decisions.

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I've forgotten what it's like to have a normal sleeping pattern.

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Mother wanted to avoid answering the question of her son�... http://t.co/GAj9FmiIV5

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I gave a fuck once. It was terrible.

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The weather is so nice out, you say? Please stay indoors and write more about it on Facebook.

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I sing too much for someone who can't sing.

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Once You See What�s Hiding In These Photos, You�ll NEVER ... http://t.co/5a5N1NnAYW

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Arguing with an idiot is one of the most frustrating things ever.

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When someone you hate laughs at your joke.. shutup bitch

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Your face uses more muscles to frown than to smile. What can I say, I'm addicted to fitness.

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Currently whale watching outside of McDonalds.

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I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.

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Oh, you two have been going out for a week? Tell me more about true love.

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It would be awesome if you just shut your mouth when you talk to me.