Retty Martinez (she/her)

🇲🇽 abolish ICE | black lives matter

[Retty Martinez (she/her) @RettyMartinez]

My legacy

[Retty Martinez (she/her) @RettyMartinez]

Maybe I use the Jay McCarrol image too often

[LUKAS ⚢ @evildog823]

wore my nirvanna the band shirt to work and my coworker who hasn’t said a single thing to me for the months we’ve worked together came up to me talking about “i saw dan and phil were there”

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Kane Parsons turns 9+10.

He is stupid.

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

[Normie Paul Bland @blandCinema]

This is so politically incorrect it makes me want to do a woke cancel culture

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@hashtagmoldman Alexa play that should be me by Justin Bieber

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@garlgarlic Right right but he posted her on Valentine's Day so

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The part that pisses me off is that I'm also 23 so I had a chance this whole time 🫩

[ludo @birdfearsdeath]

Having to soft launch my controversially young girlfriend because people on twitter keep calling me gay

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@xxxholicatz When you get him to date you can you see if he'll set me up with his best friend 😳

[ludo @birdfearsdeath]

Just got kicked out of school for, you guessed it, being white

[coffee @eventualforever]

Matt Johnson doesn’t shoot a movie in handheld for once and people quickly reveal they have no clue what a director does

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@Slither2006 Why do people want this movie to be Nirvanna the Band 2 and not a more original film concept?

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Today I used the phrase "Jay McCarrol told me" and then I had to stop and reflect about how cool and epic my life is

[macabre monkee @hillmousie]

jay’s favorite game in nirvanna the band the show the movie

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@itsSwimm @FunnyMemeDog2 @DiscussingFish @HYPEX My wife Jay McCarrol would never do that.

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@mtvsthestate This is my boyfriend's comment 💀💀 seeing him on twitter is crazy

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@ADingoAteMyXRP @JimJarmuschHair They just split the movie up into little 30 second vertical clips with Family Guy at the bottom like on TikTok

[raverobber @djraverobber]

I think one of my favorite visuals gags in NTBTSTM was this ad being one of the first things you see when they're back in 2008

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@kettlevinyl Just like me fr

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@junipernicolie @giftedswifted Idk I always interpreted it to mean they're like... never going out of style, yk?

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@hackermanjoe In that case you may enjoy this smiling friends poster that I drew and had them sign :)