The Goat

Digital Marketing

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

The average person is so behind it’s not even funny. This does nothing to stop bots and ebay never sides with the seller as it’s against ebay policy to do stuff like this

[Tio Tot ❄️ @journeytoazure]

Holy shit dude I’m crying

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@SoKRISPY326 The damage doesn’t look too bad, you might wanna check out Kurt’s card care on Instagram. He’s shown a lot of methods with humidor / heat press etc. that can straighten cards & remove creases. This card is too valuable to leave like that

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@SoKRISPY326 @LiKeBuTTeR9 Lmaooo, few years back I got banned in his twitch chat for saying he packs customers cards like an idiot. Dude legit throws like 15 cards in one top loader and stuffs the hits with the bulk🤣🤣🤣 never have I seen such a cheapass ship a card worth 5 figures like that. Very sad

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@mygamesir Yes, best controllers on the market by far and it’s not close.

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

put an aquarium inside my keyboard

[Axel @fastrlife]

Modern day humiliation rituals:

LinkedIn
Airport security
Shopping malls
Waiting in line at bar
Job interviews
Public transportation
Clapping
Returning items without a receipt
Zoom calls
Tipping screens starting at 20%
Venmo requests
Ratio’d in the GC
“Let’s circle back”
Dating apps
Cancelling a gym membership
Getting ghosted
Multiculturalism
Taxes
Credit checks
Liking television in general
Commuting in the rain
Being put on hold
Watching porn
Day in the life videos
Cheap airline experience
NY jets fan
Politics
Whatever happened to Harry Styles
Vaping
Finding a parking spot

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@TheRelaxingEnd You can reach max rank winning grief matches fast. I remember doing it in 5 days

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

Generational aura loss. How did aemond get packed up like this 🤣

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@THEPOKEPLATEAU He opened all the packs & took the hits out then went through the hits only

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@FearedBuck Proof that humans will follow anything if it’s popular enough regardless of how foolish

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@karthikponna19 Gambling

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

I've been paying attention to this for years and i'm convinced now that modern architecture is hostile on purpose. walk into any office building built after 1970 and pay attention to what happens to your breathing. the ceilings are exactly low enough to make you feel compressed but not so low that you'd complain. the lighting is exactly wrong enough to make everyone look slightly sick. whoever designed these spaces understood something about human psychology that they are using against you. now walk into a cathedral built in the 1200s and notice that your chest opens involuntarily. someone eight hundred years ago knew which proportions make the human spirit expand and they built it into stone. it is the most serious engineering that has ever existed and we replaced it with whatever the fuck is happening in every downtown on earth right now

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@enzo_tcg Sell me one

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@enzo_tcg Was just looking at this yesterday. Went up a lot too

[StarBard @StarvelingBard]

Obsession gets a 0/10 from me, "imagine if an attractive woman loved you". I don't find that very scary.

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@enzo_tcg Fire. Got this coming in too. Wait till magnificent monsters in September

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@ZachHolderWx This sandwhich is so nasty

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@enzo_tcg @energymarker01 Twins 🤣

[Enzo @enzo_tcg]

> More gacha sites opens up
> Demand for slabs increases
> PSA supply side decreases
> Slab prices go up
> Demand for slab increases
> More gacha sites opens up

TCG SUPERCYCLE
1 month until railway between gacha sites are open. After that this will even get crazier 📈

[The Goat @ReturnOfG0d]

@goatedcris7 Horrible music too.