Best in the World. (Parody!)

Commentary of @CMPunk.

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“I am the Best in the World!”

-Literate CM Punk RP.
-Banter/companies welcome.
-Ships with chemistry.
-Friendly writer.

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Happy 12 years of AJPunk @GutsOverGlitter

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A couple hours late but @GutsOverGlitter is my #WCE. She’s my favorite person on this app.

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// Lmao, of course he’s not leaving. Some people are so fickle that they’ll believe anything.

[Fightful Wrestling @Fightful]

Regarding the CM Punk rumors going around.

Nobody in WWE, among the dozens @FightfulSelect has spoken to, has heard that Punk wanted out of his WWE contract, and no talent we heard from believed he was asked to take a pay cut.

One source we spoke to says he has a story coming up soon with new merch being produced and dates planned for the summer.

A lot more details are now available for Select subscribers.

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#WCW goes to my better half, the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world @GutsOverGlitter ❤️

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#SeductiveSunday for @GutsOverGlitter

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@GutsOverGlitter // I don’t know where people are getting that from. I figure he’s taking a break just like AJ is.

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#WCW goes to the amazing @GutsOverGlitter my favorite person in the world.

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There’s nobody better than @GutsOverGlitter and I’m so lucky to call her mine.

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@GutsOverGlitter is definitely my cutest and most beautiful fan.

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// My birthday is in two days! As a gift to myself I’m buying tickets to AEW Dynamite next week!

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// I hate to be that person but if you’re MAGA or anti-LGBTQ please unfollow me. I do not welcome that energy by any means.

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An hour late but here’s a little #SeductiveSunday for @GutsOverGlitter 😉

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You won’t find a bigger fan of @GutsOverGlitter than me. I’m always in awe of her.

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// Thanks to Joe Hendry, I can’t stop singing “Can We Fire Logan Paul.” That’s the sign of a catchy tune, not to mention a message I agree with.

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@GutsOverGlitter

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I think it’s safe to say she has me wrapped around her finger.

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@GutsOverGlitter • First impression?: Gorgeous
• Would we fuck?: Yes
• Rough or soft?: Rough
• Cuddles after?: Yes
• Would I date you?: Yes x100
• Would I kiss you?: Yes
• Would I worship you?: Yes
• Let you own me?: Yes
• Should you post this too?:Yes

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♡ + ↻+ 🖼️ to know what would happen

• First impression?:
• Would we fuck?:
• Rough or soft?:
• Cuddles after?:
• Would I date you?:
• Would I kiss you?:
• Would I worship you?:
• Let you own me?:
• Should you post this too?:♡ + ↻+ 🖼️ to know what would happen

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@GutsOverGlitter That’s true. You got to take in that view…and the celebration afterwards was unforgettable as well.

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One of the best nights of my life. I’m not sure who enjoyed this more: me or @GutsOverGlitter.