Parker Sims

People complain about the enforced brevity of tweets. I have to disagree. Following the lead of haikus, limericks, and Hemingway... the 140.

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For those sick of singing Happy Bday twice, Google Home users (and Assistant users in general) can create a simple Routine that starts a 20-second timer when you say "Hey Google, I'm washing my hands." Maybe @Google can make this a prebuilt Action? #covid19

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Been waiting awhile to wear this sticker. #TheBigDeal2018

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@nyc_jlc @MichaelSteele @morningmika @JoeNBC Aunt Glenda is! You can follow @auntieg24478 on the 'grams.

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Boomers deploy their secret weapon to get millennials to the polls—a promise to stop commenting on their kids’ posts if they vote. @TVietor08 is Crooked behind this? #TheBigDeal2018 https://t.co/XTu2RjMEJp

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@jonfavs take a break from looking at polls and check out #TheBigDeal2018, a crazy get-out-the-vote campaign getting love from your old boss @JohnKerry https://t.co/XTu2RjMEJp

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Less boomers on social AND more millennials at the polls? Seems like an idea only @jonlovett could dream up. #TheBigDeal2018 https://t.co/XTu2RjMEJp

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You said it, John.

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It's so crazy, it might just work! #TheBigDeal2018 https://t.co/XTu2RjMEJp

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Include among the long list of things Roger Goodell isn't so good at: a feeble grasp of math. Oh, and women's rights. http://t.co/OFQMAasvQ9

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Please help me support the outstanding teen a cappella group 'Til Dawn. They got scholarships to fund. http://t.co/mSfuZdj2Wn #GivingTuesday

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Friend and former Sixpoint brewmaster Ian McConnell is at it again—this time in Maine. He needs a tasting room. Help: http://t.co/uug0xKFxgA

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Is California football returning to @StandingsNYC this Saturday at 4pm, as the Bears try to pry the title of Pac-12 punching bag from Wazzu?

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There's nothing sweeter than strolling through Brooklyn in a Cal hoodie and getting a "Go Bears" from the only other person on the sidewalk.

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Per Lord Tennyson: 'Tis better to have twerked and lost, than never to have twerked at all. Jimmy Kimmel for the win: http://t.co/endZLj27Dc

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Super stoked to see @DeltaRae tonight! Seems like only yesterday (read: twelve years ago) we were signing 'round the table at Youth In Arts.

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Nothing says "bitter New York winter" quite like a few frozen puddles of dog pee on the sidewalk. At least, I'm pretty sure it's from a dog.

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I always wondered who'd play me in my own biopic. Jason Statham seems like a nice fit: http://t.co/eBBCjxdQ — "I don't drink coffee after 7"

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Someone's gonna get hurt, someone's gonna get hurt, someone's gonna get hurt, someone's gonna get... I want a chain saw http://t.co/2HvUr7dq

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Perhaps the most efficient and convenient camp stove ever—and it just might save the world. I reserved mine. Get yours: http://t.co/M9Mo6Ya2

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How about all additional monies the Pac-12 makes from scheduling the Cal-Stanfurd Big Game for mid-October go to its broke, gypped students?