Retweets

I retweet anything I think is funny. I follow back, so if i may retweet you for all my followers to see. [If i don't follow back right away, just wait, I will]

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@QuotingJokes: There`s a serial killer in our house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" - In movies: "Lets go find him"

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Annoying person : "Aww your cute when your mad !" Me : "Keep it up and I'm about to get real adorable."

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Tell your followers to follow @Retweet_365 !

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Once again, RT this to fuck with your followers' TL ;p

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"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"

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That awkward moment when all your friends are called pretty and you're just standing there like: "My mom thinks I'm awesome"

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48% of fountain drinks and sodas are contaminated with E. coli.

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Tell your followers to follow us here at @Retweet_365 !

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4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x Fuck this shit, I'll work at McDonalds.

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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

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The next sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.

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Crocs are the simplest form of birth control.