Reuben Murphy

Aspiring Actor and Rad kiddo. Yes, it's real! That's like denying the existence of unicorns...

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Bitches. Bitches everywhere.

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Goodbye Gravity - Yorke. #GreatJam

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Tweet, tweet. :)

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Rather draw the mustache on your finger than on your face. It's less of a commitment.

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Life isn't getting what you want. It's surviving what you didn't want. #inspiration #whatwhat

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Results are coming out. On a Tuesday.

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I should buy life insurance for my headphones. One of those bitches are always dying.

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Whaaat? She no like?

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Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.

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Good news. If you're not feeling Christmas it's because it's only tomorrow. #YouAreWelcome

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One day till the the fat man comes. #NotFeelingChristmas

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Call me when 2broke girls isn't funny anymore.

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Rolene Strauss is Mej. Wêreld! http://t.co/MuYFfdtMyR

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Miss South Africa is Miss World. #whatwhat #represent

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But she is our mother and we should respect her.

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They're driving fast cars but they don't know where they're going.

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Oh, you're in first place? It would be a shame if something happened to you. A real shame.

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Sometimes you're the milkshake. Sometimes you're the yard. - Chinese proverb

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The best thing is to tell someone how you feel. The worst thing is to tell someone how you feel.