Reuben Van der Vaart

and if you say run… I’ll run with you…

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@Cyril_Matvech @joannaccherry @AngGallacher Fuck, you’re thick

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@_two_goats Smell yer maw ya walloper

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@GaryTCRSC Just a random order to be honest. Saw the Black Crowes a couple of times but first was at Glastonbury 93 (where I saw Rolf Harris 😂)

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

1. The Velvet Underground
2. The Stone Roses
3. New Order
4. James Brown
5. Radiohead
6. Oasis
7. Blur
8. Rolf Harris
9. The Black Crowes
10. Kylie Minogue

[George Bray @GeorgeBray]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live.

1. Morrissey
2. The Pogues
3. The Sundays
4. The Pixies
5. James
6. Inspiral Carpets
7. Suede
8. Stray Cats
9. The Cure
10. Editors

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@GaryTCRSC True story!

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@staunchlilbear Is it someone running between the trees??

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@DerekFM88 Fairly sure it was those pricks that started the whole thing with having to be in 3 hours before KO

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@blimey_riley @RChris1872 @S_RFCGB I get that just chucking it is a bit of a comfort blanket for you pal, chin up

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@blimey_riley @RChris1872 @S_RFCGB We might win it, we might not. No one really knows at this stage, but I know you’re an embarrassing angry wee man.

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@blimey_riley @RChris1872 @S_RFCGB Fuck, you’re thick.

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@blimey_riley @RChris1872 @S_RFCGB Fuck up you wet wipe.

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@EchoDoesRadio He’s got a disability you fucking moron

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@ViktorKlopp @UltimateFitnes_ I’d want a night out away from the boring fucker too tbh

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@rfcryan1995 @RangersFC Fuck up mate

[Harekrishna #AbolishHolyrood @DownWithTheSNP]

John Swinney asked:

“why are you still putting people with penises in women’s prisons?”

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@Amato861 How funny would it be if he ends up at Chelsea for £50m this time next year

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@DM8883 @CelticFC Fucking beautiful.

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@PaulLivi1 @Baldy_Bassey Delete this before anyone sees it Paul, you might get away with it

[Reuben Van der Vaart @ReubenVaart]

@443Celtic @CFC_Collective @ACSOMPOD @NCCeltic I was in the row overlooking the incident. The guy deserved it tbh - was shouting about Jews, Tories and Protestants. Really nasty stuff, the policeman was taken aback

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@DavidBo70004005 @RPMComo You said fucking nothing Davie you bell end