Sir Reuben Rachwild

I am Sir Reuben Rachwild von Riffgarten, aka The Robber Knight, the commander of forces, of Lady Ayla Von Luntberg.

[Lilly Linton @LintonLilly]

It would be great help if you could contribute. This is very important.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[Robert Thier @TheSirRob]

FIRST CHAPTER of #StormAndSilence 7, aka "New Storm Rising", now available on @radish_fiction ! Are you ready for Lilly's and Mr Rikkard Ambrose's return? https://t.co/FenrxHjeIL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hehehe

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

[Ian Somerhalder @iansomerhalder]

Helllllo Twitter verse... Text me- here is my number. This is real;)
310 953 3314

[“Mary” @kulpability]

@elonmusk @pewdiepie Pewds make this a thing again pls https://t.co/tRWvzNU9E4

[Satan @s8n]

Can y’all stop being dumb bitches for one damn day

[Satan @s8n]

Don’t let your demons force you to kill yourself, if anything live just to spite them.

[Satan @s8n]

Stop killing each other, it’s way too much paperwork

[Satan @s8n]

If you don’t start to burn when you enter a church you’re doing it wrong

[Satan @s8n]

Me leaving Heaven after finding out God doesn’t want you to have free will

[Satan @s8n]

HOLY SHIT IM FINALLY VERIFIED!!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Now that I have your attention please stop destroying the planet.

[Satan @s8n]

Me after reading the Bible

*on the phone to God* : dude wtf?

[Satan @s8n]

Keep your head up, your horns are falling.

[Sir Reuben Rachwild @Reuben_Rachwild]

🤣🤣🤣

[Shawn Mendes @ShawnMendes]

LOL this is phenomenal

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Gillette, this is nothing short of incredible.

[Ian Somerhalder @iansomerhalder]

Injustice against women happens all over the world, including the United States. We believe in change through the power of storytelling.

I recently had the chance to meet Halimah Tariq, a… https://t.co/PbvHJHijDP

[Sarah :) @Sarah_Ackersx]

@TheSirRob the lengths of which @RikkardAmbrose will go to keep @LintonLilly to himself never ceases to amaze me. 😂