Simon Reus

Football, travel and beer. Living on Wurundjeri county. 2nd disciple.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

We're here! We're queer!

We don't want any more bears!

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

El Homo...

[Simon Reus @ReusSimon]

@ejburke_ Imagine how much she'd enjoy playing at Epping.

[Simon Reus @ReusSimon]

@KaptinYap She'd have to accept she can't be captain as she's not at Kayla's level, but she'd be a handy backup for Pollicina.

[Football360.com.au @football360au]

In a stadium packed with disappointed Aussies, there was one triumphant at the Asian Cup final in March.

Leah Blayney has left Japan now and has her sights set on her next chapter.

Feature: https://t.co/WeHpHoCtDa

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

🗓️ It’s been 20 years since Josip Skoko’s phenomenal half-volley secured a 1-0 win against Greece in front of 95,000 fans. 💥

The perfect send off before the 2006 #FIFAWorldCup 👌

#Socceroos #OnThisDay

[Nick Ames @NickAmes82]

In 2022 Chernihiv's ruined stadium became a symbol of Russia's attempts to decimate Ukrainian infrastructure & culture. Now the city's team faces Dynamo Kyiv in a cup final that yet again shows Ukraine's capacity to revive & renew. Piece from Chernihiv: https://t.co/tidj6VRkbn

[Tom the whistleblower @blowingtom2]

OMG……..just when you thought Main stream media could not sink any lower.

https://t.co/WCRl6tMCCB: Hold my beer.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

27 years ago today, May 16, 1999, #TheSimpsons episode “Thirty Minutes over Tokyo,” the Season 10 finale, first aired on Fox.

Guest-starring @GeorgeTakei as Wink. Dir: Jim Reardon. Wr: @Donick & @dangreaney. EP: @scullymike.

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

Remembering the legendary Johnny Warren who was born #OnThisDay in 1943 💚💛

A visionary coach, administrator, writer, broadcast pioneer and #Socceroos captain - his impact on the game was immeasurable and his legacy endures. 🇦🇺⚽

Forever in our hearts on his 83rd birthday 🫶🙏

#IToldYouSo

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

Xi said he was proud of the special relationship between the two countries that allowed American consumers to purchase Chinese-made goods and for Chinese consumers to also purchase Chinese-made goods.

https://t.co/oJDsRscY1p

[Simon Reus @ReusSimon]

When God (on one leg) out jumped an alleged NZ international to score the greatest goal in history. Honorable mention to 'rising star' Jada Whyman throwing the ball into her own net.

[Ninja A-League @aleaguewomen]

What's your favourite Ninja A-League Grand Final moment?

Here's what the Dub Zone crew had to say 🤔

📺 Watch the full episode of #DubZone now: https://t.co/V7CeyBp2iV

[hex_init 🏳️‍🌈 ☭ @hex_init]

@Word2013screen @DaveMilbo

[Simon Reus @ReusSimon]

@KaptinYap That's because he's in Brisbane getting ready for the game tomorrow night

[DW Sports @dw_sports]

🚨 Another historic move in German football 🇩🇪

Kathleen Krüger, former Bayern women's midfielder, becomes Hamburg's Sporting Director.

The role is traditionally in charge of all men's football activities including hiring or firing coaches and transfers.

👏

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"My name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic."

"Mr Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"

[Wellington Phoenix 🔥 @WgtnPhoenixFC]

SOMEBODY PUT THE TITANIC MUSIC OVER THIS!

[Simon Reus @ReusSimon]

@KaptinYap Given that you're but a figment of me and @baowneh imagination, thus norcreal, not telling anyone would be very easy for you

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Ohoho! I'm sorry. I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account...

...Oh, crap!

[Wellington Phoenix 🔥 @WgtnPhoenixFC]

Moment maker.