Reverend Jynxed

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@HeavilyRecruitd @palmettoarmory Everyone that shoots 6.5CM has an opinion and a kit don't fit?

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@BlackAlphaNetw1

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@AriFleischer That doesn't give a pass to the epstein cohort.

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@Grummz Still waiting for the a millstone and woodchipper game.

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@GoHeels Not for me.

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@braxton_mccoy

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Bold statement for the day: I was second in line at my local Post Office for a very simple transaction. It took 38 minutes to give them my money. I wrote this entire post while waiting.

The USPS isn’t dying—it’s a zombie. Bloated, slow, protected from competition, and hemorrhaging cash. But here’s the truth: it’s also a massive business opportunity… if Congress finally grows a spine.

Quick reality check:
- Mail volume keeps dropping while legacy costs stay insane.
- Labor is ~77% of expenses.
- We’ve tried bandaids (the 2022 Reform Act helped a little). It’s nowhere near enough.

The Fix: 10-Point Reset:
1) Dissolve the current USPS structure (including the Board of Governors) and immediately reform it as a government-owned corporation with real business mandates.
2) Offer every employee a generous 12-month buyout prorated to retirement eligibility. After that window closes, everyone becomes at-will. Current staff can reapply through the new competitive process… or take the buyout and walk.
3) Turn every post office into a true profit center (retail included), run by incentivized business managers who have real skin in the game.
4) Recruit top new talent aggressively: Hire at 2–4× starting salary with performance incentives — but at only 1/4 the headcount velocity.
5) Deploy smart kiosks for 80%+ of routine transactions (stamps, shipping, tracking).
6) Automate the mundane: Robots and AI-powered sorting/delivery. Partner with Tesla (or anyone who can actually deliver).
7) Embed AI everywhere — routing, monitoring, fraud detection, real-time reporting.
8) Keep humans where they shine: High-touch customer service, retail experience, maintenance, and innovation.
9) Add kiosk-based banking (basic accounts, check cashing, small loans) to create new revenue streams.
10) Spin out, sell, or dissolve air, long-haul, and property operations into separate competitive entities.

The Endgame (5–7 year timeline)
- Government funding phases out completely over 5-7 years.
- The new entity buys itself out from the government.
- Government becomes just another paying customer.
- USPS becomes fully investable.
- Cashflow positive in 3–5 years. Profitable in 5–7 years.
- Public offering(s) to follow.

This isn’t radical privatization—it’s common-sense modernization of a failing monopoly. Every other legacy network that faced this reality (telecom, airlines, freight) went through something similar and came out stronger.

Congress has the power. The question is: Do they have the balls?

The US Post Office can be great again.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Or a gun.

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@ADL9485

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@disclosetv They ban downies, not being able to discern reality might be a disqualification under mental health.

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@Grummz It's integral to the processes, saar.

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@RepAugie

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@TonyMichaelX Superboy movie?

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@DeadRebel13F @HomericFuturist Yeah, I'm chillin' on a dirt road
Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
Smoke rollin' out the window
An ice-cold beer sittin' in the console

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Of course they made Grimm a troon. Nice bait and switch with the face reveal. Never using it again.

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@Grummz Role playing vs role changing.

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@wayofftheres Lots of little hats defending their shabbos goy. It's pretty telling.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl And hooves.

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@johnsonstickk Open window to cool, saar.

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@sadreturns Men are inherently calmer. Birds can sense the bottled crazy.