Englishman and Canadian. Fan of anything with an internal combustion engine, sails or wings. Carnivore. Ancient. GrumpyโฆGrieving for my country.๐๐
So I said to the girl at the Tesco checkout:
"Can you do this any cheaper love, it's got today's date on it?"
She said: "Look Mister, do you want the newspaper or not?"
Lord Ralphingtonโs taste in crisps is beyond question. ๐
His long nose comes in handy when hoovering up the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of โฆโฆ@marmiteโฉ flavoured crisps! ๐คฅ๐
#RescueRalph
@xaviation They did that twice in succession on my plane at Montreal several years ago while en route from the UK to Toronto - in heavy snow.
We still took offโฆ ๐ฌ
Before all these massive new housing estates are built surely basics such as sewage treatment plants should be upgraded first?
No wonder we have so many overspills into rivers and the sea.
Interesting item on BBC TV Spotlight SW this evening.
Slapton Sands.
Devon and Cornwall Police asking the public to be their โeyes and earsโ and to look out for possible people smuggling on our beaches.