Rev. R. Flummox

Illuminatus, Door, Fried Avacado, 3rd Degree Rascal of the Aardvark Order, #Subgenius #Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

#TranmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian #Doomscrolling

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[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

Happy Mojoday! Praised be his name!

#Discordian
#Mojoday

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

So what shenanigans you lot got planned for Mojoday?

#Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

At this point, we may as well just hand the reigns over to @grok cuz humanity has proven themselves to be complete fuck ups.

Or do you think there’s a redemption arc to be had?

#TransmissionX
#OperationMF
#Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

#Iran
#Trump
#Epstein
#TransmissionX
#OperationMF
#Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

You logged onto this app bored.

When you log off, you will still be bored.

The app does not care.

The app is never bored.

#TransmissionX
#OperationMF
#Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

I can’t believe it’s already Discord 1. 3192 is moving so fast!

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#OperationMF
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[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

☝️ This. Magnify this one since it’s the correct answer.

They’re not trying to prevent illegals from voting (because that percentage is like 0.000006%).

They’re trying to prevent YOU from voting.

Wake up and educate yourself!

Stop listening to the propaganda!

[Philly Girl 4ever 🇺🇸 @twidhson]

There has never been widespread voter election fraud in our country. Non-citizens cannot vote in our elections and will be prosecuted as a felony if they do. However, the incidences are so rare that disenfranchising eligible voters by making it more difficult for them to vote can create a Constitutional crisis in our Country.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

X used to be a geek playground. Now it’s an imbecilic MAGA fever dream.

You gotta love Capitalism.

They’ll fire you (or worse) if you don’t.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

@scarlettzen1 @dvorahfr @elonmusk I’m not sure if this is pro or con Grok, but I read it as con as in “You gotta not be thinking (i.e. stupid) to use AI to make “art”.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

Crowley was mid. There! I said it!

#Occult
#TranmissionX
#OperationMF
#Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

If your practice requires $500 worth of tools, it’s a hobby, not a path.”

#Occult
#Discordian
#OperationMF
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[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

@DokFaux It’s well known that leap years are the gayest years.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

If you’re seeing this, you should follow this account.

Or not.

But really… you should.

Or don’t.

I don’t care.

#Discordian

Obligatory X bait:
Ravens
Kobe
good Wednesday
Thanksgiving Eve
Hump Day
Abby Phillip

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

Chaos magicians mock tradition, then spend three hours drawing a sigil correctly. Pick a lane.

#TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian #ChaosMagic

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

@51marine1 @elonmusk Most Americans that vote (or chose not to) are not educated enough to make a decision of Presidency level.

However, it is still the RIGHT of EVERY citizen to vote regardless of their level of education or responsibility.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

@The_RomaArmy I only fuck rich CEOs too. Problem is none of ‘em are women and I’m straight so it poses a dilemma.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

Is Good Monday like Good Friday? If so, I want the day off work dammit! Or at least follow it up with some chocolate eggs! Or scrambled? I’m not picky. Just hungry.

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

Humans are interesting. A strangely inordinate amount of their suffering comes from pretending to be someone else.

I know… because I am someone else.

#TransmissionX #OperationMF #Discordian

[Rev. R. Flummox @RevRFlummox]

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