♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️

Adrenalised admirer of The Clown Prince of Crime and all-around fun fatale!

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

"I hope the bad guys win.

I want the good guys to get their skulls bashed in."

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Pick me bitch behavior.

[Conner Kent | Kon-El | Superboy @SteelKon_]

((Actually fuck being vague.

Harley Quinn experts. Would Harley want to punch a pregnant lady in the stomach, flash Tim Drake to prove shes got better boobs, and also just randomly grope Tim because lol sexual assault is funny and quirky?))

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

When your ex hits you up with the "I hate your guts" call.

Why hun? Cuz ya couldn't reach 'em?

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

You lick one side and I'll lick the other at the same time.

Make it sloppy.

[ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕪! (moved to Mastodon) ♠♥♣♦ @HQCuteButPsycho]

We should disturb the shit outta everyone and share a pickle.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Wink wonk

[ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕝𝕖𝕪! (moved to Mastodon) ♠♥♣♦ @HQCuteButPsycho]

Hehehehe.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Crunching on a pickle.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

"Ah've been summoned."

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

SCRAM

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

RUN.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

. . . . Okay Wallace.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

. . . Ain't nobody stealing the name Wally.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

It literally has your name in the corner.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Wally drew a shark with tits.

Always knew he was a furry.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I'd like to see my stalker find me now.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I'm picketing apparently

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

New profile pic courtesy of @FASTERTHANLlGHT

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I ain't talking about his crisp lasagna looking ass.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

You ever heard the phrase 'two sides of the same coin'?

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

I can't go on a date without washing my hair.

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

You can’t do that. I stole all your shampoo and conditioner yesterday. Silly, Harley. You can’t use that excuse.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Hush. . . Sit back, relax.

Let's talk about your relationship with my puddin'.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

Stop lovin' me! Ya barely know me!

And I ain't being no evil step mother!

[The Creeper @JackRRyder]

You can be both. I mean, I love you no matter what! Dumb or stupid, you’re still beautiful to me.

[♦️♠️Harley Quinn♥️♣️ @RevUpYaHarley]

So I don't have to go gentle on ya?