𝕽𝖊𝖛. 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐

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[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Jesus: When I was hungry you fed me.

White Evangelicals to Jordan Neely

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

I look forward to a time when the only news about Marjorie Taylor Greene is that she bit a prison guard.

[𝕽𝖊𝖛. 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 @RevWhammy]

He came to me in a dream. Tyrannosaurus Tut.
#mummy #mummies #trex #tyrannosaurus #tyrannosaurusrex #dinosaur #dinosaurs #pencilsketch

[snopes.com @snopes]

✅ True. At the 2022 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) that took place in Dallas, Texas, a digital banner read: "We Are All Domestic Terrorists." https://t.co/7UFlIplenK

[Cam Harless @camharless]

Word on the street is that Trump may be arrested today. This will be the first president that this has ever happened to.

I thought, "what if all of the presidents were comic book villains?"

This, here is my newest list of presidents you never asked for.

1. George Washington

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

SHOWN: Noah prepares for MAGA tears.

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Elon Musk just got fact-checked on his own platform for his lies about his family’s apartheid mineral mine

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Wishing you the happiest Ash Wednesday from our family at Evil Dead Rise.

[𝕽𝖊𝖛. 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 @RevWhammy]

@PalmerReport

[WhyNotStuff @WhyNotStuff]

In a world where fandoms rarely see eye to eye, Kevin Conroy was pretty much one of the few things we all agreed on. He was THE voice, and he will be missed for a long, long time. Rest in peace, Dark Knight.

[Leon Skum @kierondwyer]

I've given up on my dream to suck my own cock, but it hasn't stopped me from slurping up my own cum. But I need so much more than I can produce, so I have to buy it. Your $8 contributions will help me buy and drink as much cum as I can buy. Thank you for your support!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Republicans had a chance to be on the right side of history but they all chose to vote against stopping price gouging.

Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies so that #RepublicansArePriceGougers can trend on Twitter?

Please and thank you! 🙏 💪

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

When your wife is dying from sepsis because doctors aren’t allowed to treat her partial miscarriage, the last thing on your mind will be the price of milk.

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

[𝕽𝖊𝖛. 𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 @RevWhammy]

@GriftersEmporum @SlimRambo3001 @tom_tanuki "death con 3" lol

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Matt Gaetz had $482,321 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XPgC0pETkp

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Kevin Hern had over $1 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/XsBaqxNZN4

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Vc7mLQa2RS