The Legend of Reva

Comedy Writer. Lesbian. She/her. That *do* impress me much.

[The Legend of Reva @RevaGrimball]

The croissant is the hoe of the baked goods cinematic universe

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I will die on this 54 year old hill.

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I feel like no one is talking about this, but Mary and Rhoda should’ve been gay girlfriends.

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Please send help.

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Hi, okay, if Satan punishes bad guys, doesn’t that make him a good guy?? He’s just Batman right? Like what are we doing hating the dude??

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I love DND because the only time you’ll roll a nat 20 is when you slap someone as a bit and it ends up killing them.

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Aubrey Plaza’s dress is a Romy and Michelle original and you can’t tell me otherwise 💁🏻‍♀️ @MiraSorvino @LisaKudrow @TheEmmys

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Should I put $2000? 🤔

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Fellas, is it gay to put $1500 in my FSA?

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I love how every Miyazaki movie has some sort of cute little freak in it

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@sherrod_im I’d watch the shit out of that. Someone please let her!!

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The scientific method is just fuck around and find out for nerds.

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America runs on Dunkin’, Reva runs on ✨anxiety✨

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Here’s hoping this ages better than the time I said the exact same thing about Cara Dune🤞🏼

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Bo-Katan could hit me with her Gauntlet starfighter and I’d still fuck with her 💁🏻‍♀️

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The Pokémon theme song didn’t have to go that hard but I’m glad it did

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“Roll with advantage because it’s a chicken wearing a wig.” -My DM after I decide to create chaos at my weekly DnD game

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You go to the bathroom, you find a bottle of @SmirnoffUS Ice up your butt, your friends burst out from behind the shower curtain-they are some silly pranksters, everyone laughs, you just got iced! You’re all really fun.

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Oh you don’t want to pay for coverage of anti-HIV medicine because it violates your religious freedom? Well I don’t want to pay for any procedures that keep you alive because you actively violate my nerves

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This might be late but justice for Marla Hooch ✊😤