Revant Chopra

Everyone keeps changing as they go through life. Ye bio rakh ke kya ukhaad lena hai?

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

@anandmahindra The romantic anticipation you mentioned...

Whoever put the 'soon' in 'monsoon' knew what they were doing.

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

@StarHealthIns I've already done this to no avail. This is my last resort.

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

@StarHealthIns I have emailed you guys and tried to get in touch via customer care as well. Please stop sending alerts for a policy I have no need to renew. Somehow it feels like you are turning a deaf ear to any requests for cancellation.

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

#KohlerAd: Why would the guy want to shit on his laptop and then in a suitcase?

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

@Kokeeeel Happens. Just today I asked my partner to look for the car keys in her purse, only to discover soon that I had them in my hand. 😛

[Devika Sharma 🦋 @Devi_ka_prasad]

Some people so energetic, feels like their birthstone is crystal meth

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

India won!
KL Rahul scored a 50.
Sir Jadeja hit the winning runs.

Rajinikant delivered.

#INDvsAUS

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Rajinikant is @klrahul's last hope #INDvsAUS

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Meanwhile in Indian political news, everyone slams everyone. Politics hai ya WWE?

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Me: *Tweets something hugely funny (apparently)*
Also me: *Waits for a notification*
*refreshes browser*
*waits*
*checks internet connection*
*waits*
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"Notification aa gaya!"
Twitter: We thought you might like this tweet "butt pics" by lemon

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Okay sure but you should try north indian dosa it's the best.

[mehak @tamashbean]

north indians come to blr and ask for north indian dosa(?????)no puja have you heard me asking for south indian chole bhature in delhi yeah i don’t think so

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

My heart goes out to this tweet. Although the quote tweets are funny. Kisi ko samajh nahin aaya. 😂

[Vishal V @vnathvishal]

Guys, please pay attention to my tweets.

My account is not hacked

I write all this garbage for no reason

[Vishal V @vnathvishal]

Guys, please pay attention to my tweets.

My account is not hacked

I write all this garbage for no reason

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Aankhein khuli ho ya ho bandh andha tto andha hota hai

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

India’s wicket keeper in the #INDVsNZT20 series is Ishan(1 + K).

#Sochakisineye?!

[Devika Sharma 🦋 @Devi_ka_prasad]

Spotted in Delhi today

[Devika Sharma 🦋 @Devi_ka_prasad]

Tazos were the original cryptocurrency

[Devika Sharma 🦋 @Devi_ka_prasad]

“You don’t look like you’re from Kanpur” sorry let me spit gutka on your shoes

[Devika Sharma 🦋 @Devi_ka_prasad]

Really don’t understand vaping. Imagine if the band was called “vapes after sex”

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

And then she laughs, pointing out a typo in the tweet I wrote. Yes, @Devi_ka_prasad I did want to say “when *I* make”.

[Revant Chopra @Revant_Chopra]

Nothing says disgust better than the look on my wife’s face when make failed respectful attempts at singing her favourite songs.