Martyn Hall

[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

@NoContextBrits I'm an adult.

[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

The Band of the Coldstream Guards perform Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" tribute to the late singer during Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace today #bonnietyler #tribute #kinasquard #london #fvp

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[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie There's Something About Gimps

[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie The 40 Year Old Gimp

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@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie a Gimp is Born

[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie Bridget Jones’s Gimp

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@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie Harry Potter and the Gimp of Azkaban.

[Martyn Hall @Revelation1974]

@TheLastLeg #gimpmymovie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Gimps!

[Fact @Fact]

The best boyfriend isn't the best-looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you.

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Not having enough sex can put you at risk of anxiety, paranoia and depression.

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The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing.

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A dolphin's nipples are located in its anus.

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In the Netherlands, workers can be absent for up to two years while receiving 70% of their salary as sick pay.

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When the T-Rex breaks into the car in Jurassic Park, the children’s screams are real – it wasn’t supposed to break the glass.

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Never argue with an idiot.

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Sarcasm was created to confuse the stupid.

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Sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it.

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Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.

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Smile... it confuses people.