J.S. Sweetnam

Give yourself 12% of the credit for my being 20% cooler than you.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@kourtxoxo1 You are so hot it's ridiculous.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@Sophiaaaa_m @nicole_rybakk

[Iron Man @Iron_Man]

It’s all been leading to this. @Avengers: #InfinityWar #IronMan

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@Sophiaaaa_m

[Hailee Steinfeld @HaileeSteinfeld]

If we all join together this @UN_Water #WorldWaterDay to support the #CleanWaterHere2018 campaign to give children access to safe drinking water - we can make a difference. Please lend your social voice here: https://t.co/ya2wDGbqsv because everyone deserves @CleanWaterHere

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@Sophiaaaa_m

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

Would also like cartoon-bully-aesthetic Knights of Ren. One has a beanie, one has a backwards baseball cap and a t-shirt with a skull on it. Leather fingerless gloves. Skateboards. They are adult men, in their 30s.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

Call me crazy, but I think it's wrong to encourage a bunch of vagrants to have a hammer fight in a dumpster.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

Sorry. "What is, Gay?"

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

Gay?

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

RETWEET if you liked my Acting Reel with Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne @ChloeGMoretz @TheRue @Chris_Marquette @GomezWasTaken: https://t.co/8uOAjUJiea

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@KatieMarovitch If they don't, doesn't something awful happen to this part of the galaxy? Like if Elisabeth Shue sees her future self or something?

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face.

[Katie Marovitch @KatieMarovitch]

I don’t know what “This Is Us” is, but I bet I wouldn’t cry during it like all you babies.

[Iron Man @Iron_Man]

10 years in the making.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@Bourdain What a true bastard you are.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

#ProTip - Guys who don't eat pussy drink Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[J.S. Sweetnam @RevengerSnark]

@Sophiaaaa_m

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

Years later, I still remember the one funny line in MORTDECAI: “Your mother and father only met once and money exchanged hands!!”

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

The only thing complaining does is convince other people that you are not in control.