The Reverend

Sinner. Degenerate. Scrapbooker.

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Don’t wanna brag but when I was in second grade I could read at a fifth grade level during my third year of second grade.

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What the fuck did Haiti ever do to anybody?

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@julienbaker great conversation about radiohead. Spot on!

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I haven’t been on Twitter in quite a long time. Glad to see the boob avi’s are still a thing.

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How do cops arrest a guy with one arm?

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I’d pay extra for shipping and fondling.

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I don’t know how to do magic but I did just turn this exercise ball into a regular ball.

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“ I left my mask in the car“ is the new “I don’t have a condom but I swear I’m clean.“

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Business idea:i Nutflix. Just for porn. You’re welcome.

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@KatMcSnatch I thought the same thing until they became teenagers.

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@Amy_Siskind @JrSamplesBR549 I found them in Mitch McConnell‘s mouth.

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Pills.

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RIP, Donald Trump. Forgotten but not gone.

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That’s not an empty glass. That’s an opportunity!

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Prison sentences should be doubled if you molest somebody in a school zone.

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Is it bad if you find corn in your urine?

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If they shoot the vaccination straight into your cock can you help "vaccinate" others?

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@AJDiCosimo He had the strange appeal of a libidinous warthog.

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Don’t sacrifice your life for your health.

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Who put their vegetables in my beer crisper?