The Reverend Michael C. Piper

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@elonmusk You know, you didn’t have to buy this MF to tweet every five seconds. Selfie girls do this same shit on Instagram and it didn’t cost them $44b or even $8.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@JerichoXV @laralogan Definitely man. The other corrupt political team is going to fix everything the current corrupt political team is doing wrong. 😂

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@robreiner Not that I like McDonald or anything but I saw your comment and:

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@ReaIDonaldJT__ Fuck @elonmusk and fuck you, you child molesting fuck.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@SafeMoon_James It would take less time for me to figure out how to take a shit out of my dick than it would for that to ever happen.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@jass_vlogs @safemoon You’ve played Zelda, Right? You get rupees from breaking pottery and chopping bushes. Shouldn’t take long.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@MrCheesySM @TiffanieHopkins It’s because you believe this is a safemoon dev, you probably got hacked. 😂

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@SafeMoonMFAM @CoinMarketCap That’s because coinmarketcap is giving you the wrong price on most newer coins. Check it the right way. Lol

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@RavenStudio22 @elonmusk @JRNYcrypto Nah man. He’s definitely a little sociopath, troll daddy’s girl rich kid. Lick his balls some more. 😂

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@Bykes_ @elonmusk Wipe your ass with it so it looks more like him.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@greybastard666 @bonfiretoken I’m down $2000. I was up $3500, at one point. Just gotta hold out and wait for that to happen again.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@BinanceChain #bonfire #safemoon

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@PRODBYVICK @johnkarony @safemoon It doesn’t matter how the coin has performed, in the past or what the team is working to accomplish. These AMAs to be fake ass corporate looking presentations with plenty of deep eye contact because this guy likes his crypto guys to look him in the eye, while they fuck him.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@ZVashtii @Cryptobelg1 @token_bonfire The first sign of a fool is the grammar they use on social media. You type like a QAnon grandma.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@elonmusk has too much control over crypto prices, we need control over @elonmusk. I propose we hook that video game playing Neurolink monkey straight into his brain so he can only tweet about bananas and Call of Duty.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@Ray_ten_eyes @Ashleyyharris12 @cavewomandotcom @colton20__ @dubbel06 @elonmusk How could you call a duckface selfie girl who believes that you’re only smart if you’re rich thoughtless? I don’t get it. 😂

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@elonmusk Shut the fuck up, for the rest of the week.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@Chakolwa @token_bonfire I googled your grandmother and the only videos I could find were on Onlyfans, nothing at all on Twitch.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@elonmusk If the US dollar were a bunch of hillbillies and Bitcoin was the US Capitol Building, @elonmusk would be the Donald Trump of that. Shut the hell up and stick with monkeys playing video games, dude.

[The Reverend Michael C. Piper @ReverendPiper]

@KowalaCash @DrewEvenAreYou @token_bonfire They shouldn’t have invested then. I’ll hold the bag for years, before I sell it for less. Especially the people who are ripping out $40 from a $100 initial investment. It’s like, give it a few days, weeks, etc...