Reverend Sal

You can't even spell Class without S-A-L

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55 (Official Video) https://t.co/fraM1Pcdbf via @YouTube Happy Birthday to me!!!

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Mo-Fo’s attack the worlds leasing expert on infectious diseases … and yet, want me to pay attention to this. #MatthewMcConaughey #COVID19 #ALTRIGHTALTRIGHTALTRIGHT #DUMB #vaccines

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

With a $25 million mansion, a $325K Ferrari, not having to pay any taxes and having stolen a 4.4 million PPP loan away from the needy, I’d say that Joel Osteen is Satan’s favorite money launderer on Earth.

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Weird how people against vaccines “because there isn’t enough research” 💉 seem to lose their 💩if you mention “background checks for guns” 🤷🏻‍♂️ #vaccines #covid #ipassbackgroundchecks
#guncontrol #americanirony
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Will Gender-Fluid Mr Potato Head be mashed potatoes ? #MrPotatoHead #genderfluid #mashedpotatoes #hasbosexual

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

I call my NEW SEX MOVE “THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT”
We just take a lot of drugs and stare up at the ceiling...
#TheQueensGambit #netflix #sexmove #checkmate #noseriously #somebodycheckmymate #chess

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

How well does my cat-sitter know me as a human being?
#ivebeentotheedge #EddieVanHalenRIP #diverdown #meanstreets #lastyearDeaddieMoney #🎸 #youwereoneofmyfavorites #🤘🤘

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

The couple of “Stupidity & Violence” walk into a Swingers Party. Immediately, they are handed a drink and start a friendly conversation with “Nationalism & Religion.” #america #watchitallburn

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Here's a joke for my friends in the RED SEATS #originaljoke #redseats #Thanos #ThanosisaDemocrat

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Anyone who really encourages you to believe in God, loves you dearly and/or what's to fuck you over. #GodBlessAmerica

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Area 51 Job Fair...
(There ... that'll keep the millenials away)
#area51raid #area51 #takemetoyourloungechair

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

My father died. There's one story I always like to tell. @Uppaduck

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Hosting Brooklyn Comedy at the Irish Haven - Drink Specials - Audience Joke Contest - and some wild and crazy comedians - few spots still open - DM me

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Damn man. Haven’t had that in ages @johnmorgan726 #nowimhungry https://t.co/0dGhFzCX9H

[John Morgan @johnmorgan726]

Shepherds pie @ReverendSal #DocWatsons

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

John certainly had an interesting way of coming out of the closet ... https://t.co/fpHhRGdOA2

[John Morgan @johnmorgan726]

Sausage’s, it what’s for dinner:)

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Did you hear the one about the Marijuana Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn't remember ... #TipYourWaitress

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

A good time was had by all #MondayOpenMic #cheers https://t.co/v7JVs0UttU

[John Morgan @johnmorgan726]

Everyone get over to #TheDuck by 8:00pm to see @ReverendSal do a little stand up comedy. 2171 2nd Avenue between 111th + 112th Street #EastHarlem

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Looking at the FB feed of the Trump Supporters I know from High School ... It's kind of sad that your age, pants size and IQ all seem to be the same number now #StateOfTheUnion

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

Hard to believe that words like "shithole" come out of the mouth of our president ... Easy to believe that words like "shithole" refer TO the mouth of our president ... #MakeAmericaEruditeAgain

https://t.co/KMM3qOlB0t

[Reverend Sal @ReverendSal]

New York does not need prayers.
New York does not need patriotism.
New York needs tweets about the NY Times

(Real New Yorkers have said it for decades: "Go Fuck Yourself, Donald Trump!")

Trump tweets insults at NYT in wake of Port Authority attack https://t.co/3l5Vz2CksC