Reverend Jackson P. Sayre

Professional monster-hunter for 30 years give or take. Somewhat of an alcoholic. Love to sing hymns.

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 KNOW WHY I've been so quiet lately?

I'm busy doing THE LORD'S work.

UNCOVERING YOUR CORRUPTION.

THE LORD'S WRATH AWAITS YOU!

#BrackettInvestigation

#ItsSayreTime

P.S.
I have a Twitter handle, doofus.

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 That's no piece of shit!

That's a STATE car!

Get used to riding in the BACK of one.

#ImpeachBrackett

#ItsSayreTime

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

They think I'm INSANE.

I'M NOT.

I'M DRUNK.

There's a DIFFERENCE.

My investigation CONTINUES.

IT'S ALL COMING OUT SOON.

#It'sSayreTime

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@MeekerSheriff Doesn't matter if he's THERE or NOT.
@BrackAttack78 couldn't find his own ASS with BOTH HANDS and a FLASHLIGHT.

And now the JUDGMENT is coming for his brat DEVILSPAWN.

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 I am following a story so HEINOUS, so VILE and WRETCHED that it will be lucky if Haddonfield escapes GOD'S WRATH when the truth is REVEALED. And it goes to the top of the ROTTEN, INFECTED CORE of this town.

@BrackettAnnie, your time is coming!

REPENT!

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 *Beautiful
#ImADrunk

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 Stealing Hunt's lines now?
You truly are depraved.

BUT YOU CAN BE SAVED!

SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIV-EEEEEER, THE BEAUTIFUL, BEAITIFUL RIVER...

#PraiseJesus

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@MeekerSheriff Oh boy.
I'm going to have to turn around.

And buy some more vodka.

#PraiseJesus

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@MeekerSheriff @BrackAttack78 I've been hunting that bastard for 30 years in that rust bucket thank you very much. #praiseJesus

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@MeekerSheriff You never mind what I'm driving, Sheriff. Or drinking. Or both. #PraiseJesus

[Reverend Jackson P. Sayre @ReverendSayre]

@BrackAttack78 I can verify that story, Crosby. I used to pick up Annie hitchhiking all the time. She is a WHORE OF BABYLON and a HARLOT. #PraiseJesus