Redd Shepherd

a coward and a fool, violently non-binary, hotter than you, and close personal friends with ICE T. they/them

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

me and ICE T are on a level i’ve never felt with anyone before

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Gamer Stuff: Do you ever have to lie just to get some free Gamer time? Lol

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

call my dick the beanstalk the way her feet fine fo cum

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

@TedYork8 @AzPetrich @TheDemocrats *wont

[horse @horsetwting]

clip clop clip clop clip clop!
nEIGHHHHhhh
huff huff
clip clop clip clop

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

i’ve pissed on toilet seats you wouldn’t sit on, largely due to the amount of piss

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

pro tip: you can save tens of dollars on toilet cleaning supplies simply by wearing adult diapers and crying real loud until your roommates change you

[Yandere Eito Aotsuki (´• ω •`) ♡ @YandereEito]

Do you ever take a walk outside and realize that humanity genuinely doesn't deserve the planet it's been placed on. I just saw a crow

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

FACT: 99% of dwarves stop delving right before they hit big

[turbomander @turbomander]

dwarves are always devling too greedily and too deep. i would delve just the right amount. i would know when to call it a day

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

honky shocks chinese restaurant staff by whispering ventrilotricks in perfect mandarin

[China Railway @ChinaRailways]

CRnews: Starting Mar 12, 2026, international passenger train services will resume in both directions between Beijing and Dandong in China and Pyongyang in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, helping to boost people-to-people exchanges, economic cooperation and cultural ties between the two countries.

[Redd Shepherd @ReverendShep]

this is the first time i’ve seen an american news outlet speak plainly and blatantly about trump in years. props to the nytimes given their history of rolling over like a dog for its master
https://t.co/hpsvPmyPMT

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I believe every coke freestyle machine is really a mechanical turk. and yeah, I vote

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

i would never cut my losses, they are very near and dear to me

[Vivian @suchnerve]

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

this isn’t me. it’s all a character. unless you want it to be me

[dumbass💟☃️ @adequatelyjed]

if society is gonna regress this much we should be smoking inside again too

[✖️ ⋮ 𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙤𝙞𝙖 ?? @eunoizke]

id wait for you like a dog at the door

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

“we could’ve been divorced by now”

[mr online @Absolunar]

kiss me beneath the milky fucking Twilight you reprehensible Harlot

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I’d push your buttons in every life