Reverend Slim's Ministry of Madness

"The vast majority of drama is voluntary. I do not volunteer." - Jocko Willink

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@GobiBOP @volcaholic1 (I feel like I missed the sarcasm. And if so, that is on me.) 😁

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@GobiBOP @volcaholic1 I live in Alabama, partner. We air condition log cabins here and 100F is a normal summer day. I assure you I am fully aware of the thermodynamics involved. A window unit cools my plexiglass sunroom with zero insulation and air leaks everywhere. This isn't hard.

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@JackPosobiec You can always count on Kavanaugh to outline a possible remedy. Not the first time he has done so. Sadly, we can't count on Republicans to actually do it.

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@bonchieredstate In the short term, have the FAA ban pregnant women from flying due to safety issues, especially in the last trimester.

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@KevinSzabo14 I get your point, but... $100k would also eliminate 100% of my debt (and thereby stress). So I guess it depends on the person.

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@BarbMcQuade

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@Ravenismeee Then the last thing they ever see on this world is my magnificence. You're welcome, dead guy.

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@ReichlinMelnick Sounds like exactly the workforce Haiti desperately needs to become a far better place. How dare you deprive the proud people of Haiti!

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Make movies retarded again.

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@JamesGunn Theaters? Nah... I'll watch it at home in like 3 weeks after theaters abandon it and it gets dumped to streaming.

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@ZubyMusic

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@yesnicksearcy Once I was able to get a giant TV and better sound in my home than most local theaters, I swore off theaters. Still love movies, but people no longer know how to act in them, so I happily wait for streaming.

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@kore_virus You bought your wife for $1400? Nice! How much were the computer parts?

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@JamesTate121 It looks like a giant Glade plug-in.

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@NickKristof "He spied on us, bombed children, and stoked racial tensions... But by golly, he had MOXY!"

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@IfindRetards Sometimes, it's good to find yourself.

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@kylegriffin1 Our national panel of immigration judges would like a word.

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@RazorFist In fairness, compared to everything else coming out lately, the bar is low. Even passable movies feel "good" now.

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@realMaalouf I walk away from women in hijabs before they try to get me to put my hand in the box. I ain't fucking with no gom jabbar.