The Reverend Lord Tofu von Mackintosh

Don't think too hard; just have fun with it.

[The Reverend Lord Tofu von Mackintosh @ReverendTofu]

@Greginsewa @PuzzledGibbon @Matt_Wakefield @podesta_lesley @elonmusk I'd say you're brainwashed, but you can't wash something you don't have

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Okay but are we absolutely certain that @elonmusk isn't just a Kevin Durand parody account?

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@elonmusk Permanently suspend Elon Musk for impersonating a human without specifying "parody"

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@seanhannity How exactly would you know they're hookers from a video? Sounds to me like it was just a wild party

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@chrismanfrank If you're friends with the right people, you can have very meaningful bar nights and brunches. And also have kids. This is a specious argument

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@AIphaMaIe Is it because the babies all cry for the milk from your pendulous man-boobs when you walk in?

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Hey @vasaltlakecity can we not have Fox News playing in the hospital waiting areas? Maybe pick KUED educational programs on 7.2 rather than that steaming burn pit!

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@KUTV2News Oil companies: make record profits as oil barrel speculation gets out of control.
Conservatives: Darn lefties!

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@JerasIkehorn Anyone who doesn't is naive or willfully ignorant

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@HotGarbage1 @maplecocaine True. It's much harder to make a movie when your leading man is deceased.

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@JushP1 @KT77678594 @VirtualTelescop @elonmusk Astronomer: I caught video of the Falcon 9 rocket that's about to hit the moon!
Ars Technica:

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@JosephJFlynn1 Literally no one is scared of the Arizona audit. Nice bit of look-over-there-ism 😄

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@megynkelly Cowardly, check. Power-hungry, check. White dude, check. Methinks @jemelehill got it right

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@CJMitch73 @SethAbramson Is he really trying to say that voting by mail was illegal in Texas? What's wrong with this guy?

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@abc4utah this article is one made-up number after another. I checked DWFS website. Average $9/hr. Restaurants paying poverty wages is what's killing them.
https://t.co/zsCfl6lqY2

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@alexweprin Two words: ewwww

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@byedolly @spacecadetglow @alexweprin Seems like the commenter's reading compression skills are just fine to me 🤷‍♀️

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@ASntana6 @SanIgnacio02 @danzu72 @tedcruz Especially if you're a Chihuahua

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Queen of pretending to be ethnic names a tequila for her area code in LA WTF
https://t.co/HczrvRNP4a

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@madsamsel @megynkelly @BridgetPhetasy She is, indeed, a disgusting joke