Reverend White

That White kid you know from Sacramento, available for weddings and all other blessed occasions

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

When I was a bright eyed 18 year old working at Apple, I never understood why nobody knew their passwords

As a mostly dead inside 25 year old, who has just reset his password for the 100th time, I get it

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

@Tim_Walz Tim! Come to Congressional district 2 in Nevada! There was a protest for @MarkAmodeiNV2 last week and he hasn’t held a town hall in years

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Bringing this one back

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

I live in Reno and can confirm this to be the situation

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Did NOT expect to ever actually get a check for the Apple settlement 😂

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

@hayleywiggeems @alyankovic I’m gonna guess some form of sharp cheese, please confirm after you get a whiff 🙏🏻

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

@th0tianna I have a few friends who work there and they largely seem to really enjoy it!

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Why the fuck is @YouTube playing “pro life” ads with some bitch bragging about roe v wade being overturned? I guess @GoogleAds doesn’t really care about women’s rights as long as they can make a quick buck.

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Gotta love the Reno Rodeo baby

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

@BrianTMcClellan @torbooks Downloaded on Audible and excited to start listening on my way home today!

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Only I could roll my ankle at fucking Top Golf

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Nothing gets me more butthurt than getting left on read at work

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Fuck my heart really can’t handle seeing all these kids faces, just imagining the pure agony their families must be feeling makes me sick to my stomach

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Boomers who treat email like text messages are the bane of my existence

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Its wild having covid at this point because just nobody gives a fuck

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

@Asap_juju I wonder if I can get them to endorse me 🧐

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Can I run for office on the sole platform of making automated phone trees illegal?

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

I feel like Jesus should’ve at least pushed for a 3 day weekend

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

People always have dogshit fucking “hot takes” on twitter after a mass shooting but jesus christ reading them about my city makes my blood boil.

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

The number of Army recruitment ads I get has increased exponentially ever since Russia invaded Ukraine

[Reverend White @ReverendWhite25]

Guys wait I can’t find the video, my phone just keeps playing Wild West