Shat Parpe

In case you're wondering, that picture at the top is what a sheep looks like when you're on heroin.

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@PhilCollinsFeed you fucking liar! #thisistheworldwelivein

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Dear @asda a scotch egg should contain an actual whole egg

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@IcelandFoods just want to praise you for your great discounts

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@shwood In the q?

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@Keir_Starmer Is anyone buying this right grab bullshit?

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@CramerSez By

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@SkyNews I bet it slaps

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@dpdireland is there not a dpd england?

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@ihatethiskid Ww+

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@bisping hey champ, I've been going through some custody shit and been depressed. Just wanted to thank you for making me laugh with your podcasts and shit. They make me smile in dark times, keep up the good work fella. P.s don't under any circumstances press alt + f4

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As a 43 year old man with no action there is a danger of my helmet becoming so dry it fuses with my foreskin. Fortunately I just have to watch @ninadrama snort/laugh once a day for the precum to rescue me

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@LFC Jurgen, I'm gutted, checked it wasn't April 1st, just wanted to thank you for all the memories

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@powerslapleague Why the fuck is Damiens nickname not 'ring'?

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I don't know who the milf is on @tntsports #TOULIV but I approve

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Lost my job and getting ratarsed on my own listening to in ghost colours by @cutcopy in my unhumble opinion the most perfect album ever made

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@SWPBridgend @swp101 @swpolice Ngl I thought this was a Welsh cards against humanity

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@GaryLineker any truth to the rumour that the #BBC will be replacing #FINALSCORE with a tory created program explaining their newly revised immigration policies called #finalsolution?

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@JonathanPieNews Boy kept from the world overshares shocker if only there was a political satirist to understand...

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#LIVLEI liverpool fans shouting shoot at faes everything he has the ball in defense after scoring two own goals is peak shithousery

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Weird how #Henderson scored from a sideways pass...#ENGvsSEN

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With all this #funeral stuff going on it's made me wonder; did they Bury #seanlock with a carrot? #carrotinabox