Alex

Just in time thoughts

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg I heard only bald people use threads

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg Why do you appear once a month as a tweet storm

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg Yours isn’t a pronoun

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@kristaionita @jjakehigg He’s not okay. He access to the “15 more minutes” button on his screen time

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg He’s back

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg is a fraud

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

This tweet aged terribly @jjakehigg

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg is a peacock this year

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg 12 people have seen this protected tweet somehow even though 10 people follow you. And through all of that, those 2 extra people on Christmas Eve of all nights were forced to put up with the bullshit in this tweet. Amazing

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Might as well revert back before this platform dies

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

#NewProfilePic

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg Expect to get banned bottom feeder

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Free Speech is dead

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Video footage of my balls is stored somewhere in the McDonald’s security camera archives. I guess you could say I’m an unofficial pornstar.

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg You’re impersonating the wrong guy idit. You’re no longer @elonmusk

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg You missed your chance google boi

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

@jjakehigg No :)

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Fire departments should be private for profit companies

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Unprivoting Twits

[Alex @ReversdOreo]

Given I’m now a parody of a parody account I’m no longer required say this is a parody account because it cancels out. #loopholes #web3